Midget Wearing Bikini is a news reporter for the Channel 4 News. He appeared in "Pinkeye" and South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut, as well as in the video game, South Park: The Stick of Truth. He is similar to other reporters, who also have unusual names, such as Creamy Goodness, Quadriplegic Swiss Man on a Pony, Hispanic Man with Gravy Stains on his Lapel, Tom Pusslicker, Chris Swollenballs, and "A 34 Year-old Asian Man Who Looks Strikingly Similar to Ricardo Montalbán".
As his name suggests, he is a midget wearing a pink bikini. He has short black hair and a black mustache.