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CNN is based on the real CNN television network.
|"Goobacks"||Reports on the immigrants from the future looking for jobs.|
|"Pandemic"||Reports on the arrest of Peruvian Pan Flute bands by Homeland Security.|
|"Two Days Before the Day After Tomorrow"||The Channel reports on the state of the world during the global warming disaster.|
|"Britney's New Look"||The Channel was reporting on the huge mistake of Britney Spears with Britney Watch!|
|"Major Boobage"||The Channel reported on the dangers of "Cheesing" cat urine among the youth.|
KCBR News 5
Little is known about Nebraska News as it was only seen once.
|"Merry Christmas Charlie Manson!"||The Channel reported on the heated car chase with Charlie Manson and the Police.|
News was only seen once and early in the South Park series.
|"Weight Gain 4000"||The Channel recorded Kathie Lee Gifford's appearance.|
News 8 TV
|"Cartman Gets an Anal Probe"||The Channel reported on weird things that are happening in South Park.|
|"Osama bin Laden Has Farty Pants"||Sharon watches the SNN anchor and sees the boys in Afghanistan.|
|"Cartoon Wars Part I"||The SNN anchor reports that FOX will air Muhammad, uncensored, on their TV show "Family Guy".|
|"A Million Little Fibers"||Geraldo Rivera outs Towelie as a real towel on Larry King.|