Bart Simpson

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Main article: Bart Simpson

Bartholomew JoJo "Bart" Simpson, is the star of The Simpsons, which has been both an inspiration and competitor to South Park. Bart was voiced By Matt Stone.

In the episode, "Cartoon Wars Part II", an unnamed boy who resembles Bart and mentions historical moments from Bart's life, assisted Eric Cartman in his attempt to kill off Family Guy by getting the show pulled. When Kyle arrives to stop Cartman, Bart knocks him out with his skateboard, but after hearing one of Kyle's "gay little speeches", instead decides to help in saving the show from Cartman.

Butters hallucinates Dougie looking like Bart Simpson in the episode, "The Simpsons Already Did It".


Main article: Brian

Brian is a Canadian character in the Comedy Central show, South Park. He is the television executive of the Canada Channel, the only Canadian TV channel.

He first appeared in the episode "Cartoon Wars Part II" and told Terrance and Phillip the reason why their TV show was censored. He later appeared in Eat, Pray, Queef and told Terrance and Phillip why their show was replaced with the Queef Sisters and later fired them. He, like all the other men, can't stand Queefs. However, the Canada Channel needed money so he has to let the Queef Sisters stay on air.

Crab People

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Main article: Crab People

The Crab People appeared in the South Park episode "South Park is Gay!". They ran a show called Queer Eye for the Straight Guy disguised as metrosexual men. Their plans of taking over the world by making everyone metrosexual is eventually revealed to Kyle. They wanted to make all the men weak enough so an invasion would be easy.

They were next mentioned in "Quest for Ratings", when Cartman suggested Crab People while brainstorming ideas for a news show. They were also mentioned at the end of "Two Days Before the Day After Tomorrow", where they were blamed for destroying the Beaverton dam.

Their most recent appearance was in "Imaginationland, Episode II", where they can be seen coming from the evil part of Imaginationland after the barrier is destroyed.

They are often be heard singing "Crab people, Crab people. Taste like crab, talk like people."

Mr. Kitty

Main article: Mr. Kitty

Mr. Kitty is Eric Cartman's hermaphrodite cat.

Mr. Kitty usually attempts to get Cartman to give him his food, to which Eric replies "No Mr. Kitty! that's MY (name of food)." It is possible that Liane Cartman used Mr. Kitty as a sex toy in the episode "Cartman Gets an Anal Probe". Mr. Kitty also played a large role in "Cat Orgy."

Old farmer

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Main article: Old Farmer

The Old Farmer is made to look like Jud Crandall from Stephen King's book "Pet Sematary" (There is also a movie with a same name based on this book, made in 1989). Nobody in South Park has addressed him by name. He has had appearances in three episodes to date: "Butters' Very Own Episode", "Asspen", and "Marjorine". Not only does he look exactly like Jud Crandall from "Pet Sematary", but he also has the same behavior and mannerisms. In "Butters' Very Own Episode", he is an auto mechanic, and meets Butters passing along his shop. Butters asked him which road to take to go back to South Park. The Old Farmer then points to a cursed road, and starts describing its horrible history, and recites a quote from the book, "A lot of history on that road". The cursed road also appears in "Pet Sematary". His second appearance is in "Marjorine". After Butters faked his death, a farmer comes to his parent's house, telling Stephen Stotch not to try to bring his son back by burying his body in the Indian Burial Ground, quoting "Sometimes dead is better". Stephen later digs up Butter's body and buries it there, despite the farmer's warning. The exact same thing happens in "Pet Sematary".

Planned Parenthood Doctor

Main article: Planned Parenthood Doctor

The Planned Parenthood Doctor was first seen in the episode "Cartmanland". While Kyle was being treated for a hemorrhoid. Since then he has appeared in the episodes "Kenny Dies", "The New Terrance and Phillip Movie Trailer", "Woodland Critter Christmas", and "Mr. Garrison's Fancy New Vagina" as an abortion doctor.

Saddam Hussein

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Main article: Saddam Hussein

Saddam Hussein is the former President of Iraq

On South Park, Hussein is generally seen as Satan's jealous and manipulative boyfriend (later ex-boyfriend).

Hussein first appeared in the episode Terrance and Phillip in Not Without My Anus in which he kidnapped Celine Dion and tried to take over Canada. By the end of the episode, he was killed and later becomes a very visible resident of Hell.

In the episode, The Mexican Staring Frog of Southern Sri Lanka, Hussein is briefly seen with Satan welcoming Jesus' television producer to Hell.

In the feature film, South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut, he is the main antagonist. Hussein continues his romantic relationship with Satan as he plans to conquer the world by taking advantage of Satan's power as ruler. Also, in the film, it was stated at the start that he got killed by a pack of wild boars six weeks earlier. That's an error because boars never killed him in the show, as he died in "Terrance and Phillip in Not Without My Anus" due to a "mass fart" that Terrance, Phillip, and all the other Canadians there at the time caused.

He also appears in the episodes "Do the Handicapped Go to Hell?", "Probably", "A Ladder to Heaven", "Cancelled", "Krazy Kripples", and "It's Christmas in Canada".

Sally Struthers

Main article: Sally Struthers

Sally Struthers is an American actress best known for playing Gloria, Archie's and Edith's daughter on All in the Family.

She appears in the episode "Starvin' Marvin". When the government authorities mistake Cartman for a starving African child and send him to Ethiopia, he discovers Sally Struthers is hoarding snacks in a small building. As the episode progresses, Sally eats more and more food and eventually becomes huge.

In "Starvin' Marvin in Space" she eventually appears to look like Jabba the Hutt from the Star Wars movies.

She also makes small cameo appearances in "Mecha-Streisand", "The Death of Eric Cartman", and "200"

Scott the Dick

Main article: Scott the Dick

Scott is a character in the sub-series Terrance and Phillip in the episode, "Terrance and Phillip in Not Without My Anus". He later appeared in the "real world" of South Park in the episode It's Christmas in Canada.

Scott is a resident of Ontario Canada, and is notorious among his fellow Canadians. He is most well known for being "a dick" and driving a PT Cruiser. (Often, when he made his entrances to the scenes in "It's Christmas in Canada", the other Canadians in the same scene would shout out to the boys: "Oh no! It's Scott! He's a dick!", or some variation thereof.) He is uptight and short-tempered, especially when it comes to Terrance and Phillip's toilet humor.

He has black hair in a style similar to that of Butters Stotch and Ike Broflovski (except that his hair sticks straight up, instead of flops down), and in Ike's color. He wears dark blue jeans and a brown, long-sleeved shirt with a black capital "S" embroidered in the middle. On occasion, he wears a red tie with it. Like most Canadians, his head is in two pieces, and it flaps up and down whenever he talks.

In the episode, "Terrance and Phillip in Not Without My Anus", he was the duo's prosecutor in court. He was also made Saddam Hussein's advisor in this episode. He was Saddam's advisor again in "It's Christmas in Canada", while Saddam was in disguise as Canada's new Prime Minister. However, it was stated by Scott that his official job is a journalist, i.e. a television critic for magazines.

Starvin' Marvin

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Main article: Starvin' Marvin (character)

Starvin' Marvin is a character in the series South Park. He is a thin little boy from Ethiopia, who first appeared in the episode "Starvin' Marvin". He does not know English, but he learns in this episode how to say a few phrases, such as "Sweet!" or, "Yeah, I want the Cheesy Poofs!". He also learned how to say his name (the name the boys had given him). The boys were intrigued by the clicking sounds of Starvin' Marvin's language (which actually more resembles the Khoisan languages of Southern Africa.)

In his first appearance, Marvin was accidentally shipped over to the boys, who then took him into their custody, and tried to teach him the ways of the Americans. But they were found out, and forced to return him to Ethiopia. In his second (and currently last) appearance, Marvin got a hold of a rocket ship, which he and the boys used to travel to outer space. Later in this episode, Marvin brought all of the other Ethiopians to the paradise planet "Marklar". Later, Marvin makes a very small cameo in the 100th episode, "I'm a Little Bit Country". He is within a large crowd at the very end.


Main article: Towelie (character)

Towelie is a talking towel who was genetically engineered so he could make people as dry as necessary depending on the situation. He is usually seen giving towel advice to the citizens of South Park, or getting high. The theme song from Popeye plays whenever Towelie gets high. Towelie is said to be 17 in towel years, even though 17 is a prime number, and therefore cannot be the product of any number of human years and how many years a "Towel year" is worth.

Because the creators of South Park did so well in making Towelie a terrible character, he gained a huge amount of popularity. Appearing in, not just the episode "Towelie", but taking on parts (usually cameos) in other episodes. Though he is regarded as the worst character ever (this is mentioned by Eric Cartman, who says "Towelie, you are the worst character ever," to which Towelie responds "I know."), he is also regarded as one of the most popular and one of the best characters, due to his mass amount of popularity.

Tuong Lu Kim

Main article: Tuong Lu Kim

Tuong Lu Kim is the owner of City Wok/City Airlines (he pronounces it "Shitty Wok" or "Shitty Airrines" due to his stereotypical Chinese accent). In "Jared Has Aides", the boys come and talk to him about Butters being City Wok's "Jared". After Jared announces he has "aides", he doesn't "want his own Jared". At the end of the episode, he offers the boys $15 (pronounced fifhteen dorra) the boys refuse. He also is asked to build a wall around South Park in "Child Abduction is Not Funny" to protect the city from kidnappers. His wife is Wing.


Main article: Visitors

Visitors are aliens who came to Earth and gave Eric Cartman an Anal Probe in the pilot episode "Cartman Gets an Anal Probe". They also kidnapped Ike and then said that cows were the most intelligent species on earth.

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