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For other uses, see List of Minor Characters.

This list is for minor characters from the second season of South Park.

Alanis Morissette[]

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Main article: Alanis Morissette

Alanis Morissette appeared in "Chef Aid" where she recorded Chef's song Stinky Britches.

America's Most Wanted Actors[]

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Main article: America's Most Wanted Actors

America's Most Wanted Actors are a group of actors that reenacted the shooting of Dr. Alphonse Mephesto in "Cartman's Mom is Still a Dirty Slut". While doing the reenactment, there was a snowstorm and, due to there being no food, they were all eaten.

Big Black Scary Monster[]

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Main article: Big Black Scary Monster

Big Black Scary Monster is the main antagonist in "City on the Edge of Forever (Flashbacks)". He is voiced by Henry Winkler.

Bob Denver[]

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Main article: Bob Denver

Bob Denver is an actor best known for playing Gilligan on Gilligan's Island. He appeared in "The Mexican Staring Frog of Southern Sri Lanka" as a guest on the talk show Jesus and Pals. Unfortunately, Jesus has nothing to talk about with him.

Book Mobile Driver[]

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Main article: Book Mobile Driver

The Bookmobile driver ran the The Booktastic Bus that appeared in "Chickenlover". He begins molesting chickens as part of an elaborate scheme to get Officer Barbrady to learn to read. He is killed at the end of the episode.

Boy with Red Shirt[]

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Main article: Boy with Red Shirt

The Boy With Red Shirt only had one appearance, in "City on the Edge of Forever (Flashbacks)" where he appeared in Cartman's dream. When the bus was stranded, he left the bus because he did not want to die with the rest of the students and promised to send help if he survived. However, he got killed by the Big Black Scary Monster.

Brent Musburger[]

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Main article: Brent Musburger

The kids incorrectly recalled Brent Musburger as Scuzzlebutt's left leg in "City on the Edge of Forever (Flashbacks)". In "Volcano", the role was played by Patrick Duffy.

Brett Favre[]

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Main article: Brett Favre

Brett Favre is an NFL quarterback who appeared in "Summer Sucks", in which he is seen in a steam room with Mr. Hat.

Buck[]

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Main article: Buck

Buck appeared in "Prehistoric Ice Man" as Leslie's husband when Larry went missing.

Buck Jr.[]

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Main article: Buck Jr.

Buck Jr. appeared in "Prehistoric Ice Man" as the eldest son of Leslie and Buck.

Buddy Ebsen[]

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Main article: Buddy Ebsen

Buddy Ebsen is an actor best known for his role as Jed Clampett in The Beverly Hillbillies. During the 1970s he starred in a detective series as Barnaby Jones. He appeared as the character in "Roger Ebert Should Lay off the Fatty Foods". In this episode, Mr. Garrison had been showing his class Barnaby Jones reruns for the past 8 days.

Calvin[]

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Main article: Calvin

Calvin appeared in "Prehistoric Ice Man" as the younger son of Leslie and Buck.

Canadian Judge[]

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Main article: Canadian Judge

The Canadian judge appeared in "Terrance and Phillip in Not Without My Anus" where she was in charge of Terrance's trial.

Carrot Top[]

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Main article: Carrot Top

Carrot Top is a comedian who is seen in "City on the Edge of Forever (Flashbacks)" when Ms. Crabtree does her first stand-up.

Celine Dion[]

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Main article: Celine Dion

Celine Dion is a Canadian pop-star. She appears in "Terrance and Phillip in Not Without My Anus". She is revealed to be the ex-wife of Terrance, and the mother of his daughter Sally. According to the credits in the episode she is voiced by Trey Parker. She has recently started an affair with Ugly Bob, whom she has never seen without a bag over his head. After Terrancerescues their daughter he wants to get back together with her. He reveals Ugly Bob's true face to her. However she decides to stay with Ugly Bob on condition that he always wear the bag on his head. At the end of the episode she discovers that she is pregnant with him, with a child they both hope will look like her.

Charlie Manson[]

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Main article: Charlie Manson

Charlie Manson is a famous criminal who appeared in "Merry Christmas Charlie Manson!" when he breaks out of jail with Cartman's Uncle Howard, and they make their way to Mabel Cartman's house to hide out.

Charlie[]

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Main article: Charlie ("Summer Sucks")

Charlie is a pitchman for the Dyno Might Firework Company in "Summer Sucks". In the episode, Mayor McDaniels enlists him to create a giant snake for South Park's Fourth of July celebration since fireworks are outlawed. The giant snake grows too big as they did not think about how it would die out.

Creamy Goodness[]

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Main article: Creamy Goodness

Creamy Goodness is a reporter for Channel 4 News, he appeared in "Summer Sucks". He is described as a "normal looking guy with a funny name." He is voiced by Trey Parker.

Dr. Schwartz[]

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Main article: Dr. Schwartz

Dr. Schwartz is a Jewish rabbi, who came to perform Ike's circumcision in "Ike's Wee Wee".

Dr. Katz[]

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Main article: Dr. Katz

Dr. Katz appeared in "Summer Sucks" as Mr. Garrison's psychiatrist. He is killed by the extending giant firework snake.

Dr. Tristan Adams[]

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Main article: Dr. Tristan Adams

Dr. Tristan Adams is the owner of Tantalus V. Observatory and appeared in "Roger Ebert Should Lay off the Fatty Foods".

Dwight Schultz[]

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Dwight Schultz appeared in "Ike's Wee Wee" as his character "Howling Mad" Murdock from The A-Team. In the episode, The A-Team (also featuring George Peppard as Col. John "Hannibal" Smith and Mr. T as B.A. Baracus) is brought in to forcefully bring Mr. Mackey to rehab.

Elvin Cartman[]

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Main article: Elvin Cartman

Elvin Cartman is Cartman's cousin. Elvin wears red shoes, has dark brown hair, and is almost always seen holding or eating a fudgesicle, with chocolate smeared on his face. In "Merry Christmas Charlie Manson!", when he finally finished his ice cream he began crying, annoying Cartman making him hit him in the back of the head, causing his eyes to go strangely blank and cross-eyed.

Eric Roberts[]

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Main article: Eric Roberts

Eric Roberts appeared in "Cartman's Mom is Still a Dirty Slut", as an actor in the America's Most Wanted reenactment playing the part of Kevin Mephesto. To the crew's annoyance, Eric improvises his own lines as the reenactment is being filmed, as Kevin is known to be a silent character. When the power goes out, Eric is snowed in along with everybody else who participated in the reenactment. Jimbo Kern suggests that they resort to cannibalism so that the majority of them may survive the ongoing snowstorm outside. Despite their initial reluctance to resort to this absurd plan, they all agree to eat Eric Roberts, as "nobody gives a shit about Eric Roberts".

The Evil Boys[]

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Main article: The Evil Boys

The Evil Boys appeared in "Spookyfish" when they come from a parallel universe via a portal at the Indian Burial Ground Pet Store.

Flo Kimble[]

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Main article: Flo Kimble

Flo Kimble was Sharon Marsh's aunt who only appeared in "Spookyfish". She visits the Marsh residence once a month. She gave Stan an evil goldfish that killed numerous people, including Aunt Flo herself.

Fred Savage[]

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Main article: Fred Savage

Fred Savage appeared in "Chef's Chocolate Salty Balls", suggesting that he appear in the movie based on Mr. Hankey.

Frida[]

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Main article: Frida

Frida is a prostitute who appears in "Chickenpox". The boys want to get revenge on their parents for purposely giving them chickenpox, so they go to Frida, based on mistaken advice from Chef. After paying her $10, Frida spreads her germs all over the parent's personal items, giving them herpes.

George Peppard[]

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Main article: George Peppard

George Peppard appeared in "Ike's Wee Wee" as his character Col. John "Hannibal" Smith from the 1980s TV show The A-Team. In the episode, The A-Team (also featuring Mr. T as B.A. Baracus and Dwight Schultz as "Howling Mad" Murdock) are brought in to forcefully bring Mr. Mackey to rehab.

Jesus and Pals Producer[]

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Main article: Jesus and Pals Producer

The Jesus and Pals Producer was the producer of Jesus and Pals, Jesus' reality talk show in "The Mexican Staring Frog of Southern Sri Lanka". In order to improve the show's ratings, she uses dishonest means such as getting guests to lie on the show. Jesus finds out and sends her to Hell at the end of the episode.

Johnnie Cochran[]

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Main article: Johnnie Cochran

Johnnie Cochran was a famous attorney who appeared in "Chef Aid". He used the Chewbacca defense to win both his cases.

John Postum[]

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Main article: John Postum

John Postum is the owner of the Harbucks coffee shop who appeared in "Gnomes".

Kevin[]

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Main article: Kevin ("Summer Sucks")

Kevin was a student who was frozen in ice and thawed when summer arrived in "Summer Sucks".

Larry[]

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Main article: Larry ("Prehistoric Ice Man")

Larry appeared in "Prehistoric Ice Man". He was frozen in 1996, and found by Stan and Kyle in 1999.

Leslie[]

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Main article: Leslie ("Prehistoric Ice Man")

Leslie appeared in "Prehistoric Ice Man" as Larry's ex-wife, who remarried when he went missing.

Murrey Broflovski[]

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Main article: Murrey Broflovski

Murrey Broflovski is Kyle's uncle and Gerald's brother who appeared at Ike's bris in "Ike's Wee Wee".

Mr. Big Record Producer[]

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Main article: Mr. Big Record Producer

Mr. Big Record Producer is a record producer and the antagonist in "Chef Aid".

Mr. Romero[]

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Main article: Mr. Romero

Mr. Romero is a music teacher who appeared in "Summer Sucks" where he conducted the South Park Elementary orchestra.

Mr. Twig[]

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Main article: Mr. Twig

Mr. Twig was Mr. Garrison's teaching assistant when Mr. Hat went missing. Mr. Hat ended up trying to kill him. In "Chef Aid", Mr. Twig persuades Mr. Garrison to go with Mr. Hat.

Nurse Gollum[]

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Main article: Nurse Gollum

Nurse Gollum is the school nurse at South Park Elementary. A distinguishable feature about her is the fact that she has a dead fetus attached to her head, which the students find terrifying. In her first appearance, "Conjoined Fetus Lady", she is revealed to suffer from the (fictional) condition "conjoined twin myslexia". Sheila Broflovski asked her if it could be surgically removed, and she said that this could be done, but at the cost of her dying.

Ozzy Osbourne[]

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Main article: Ozzy Osbourne

Ozzy Osbourne appeared in "Chef Aid" where he joins Chef Aid to help Chef and bites Kenny's head off.

Peter[]

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Main article: Peter

Peter appears in "Roger Ebert Should Lay off the Fatty Foods" where he sings Bingo.

Robert Redford[]

Main article: Robert Redford
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Robert Redford is an actor who creates the South Park Film Festival in "Chef's Chocolate Salty Balls".

Roy[]

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Main article: Roy

Roy was Sharon's new boyfriend after she divorced Randy in "Clubhouses". She stayed with him until she dared Randy to have sex with her and they make up. After meeting Stan, he immediately tried to take on the role of his father. He often tells Stan to chop firewood after these incidences, so much that Stan stated they had enough for a whole year. He was last seen hanging from a rope trap Stan set up.

Runaway Girls[]

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Main article: Runaway Girls

The runaway Girls, both unnamed, were two sixteen-year-old high school students who were prominent in "Clubhouses". Under orders of Cartman, Kenny invites them to the clubhouse in hopes to play truth or dare with them. In an act of defiance towards their parents, they agree to squat in their clubhouse. Cartman tries relating to them, going as far as to feign machismo. This front is later revealed to be false after he sheepishly listens to an order hollered out to him by his mother. Later that night, the girls and their boyfriends throw a party inside the clubhouse which soon turns uncontrollably boisterous. They later reveal that neither of them ever had any interest in truth or dare.

Scott[]

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Main article: Scott ("Clubhouses")

Scott is a teenager who appeared in "Clubhouses". He was invited to the clubhouse by the runaway girls.

Shari Lewis[]

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Main article: Shari Lewis

Shari Lewis is a television celebrity who appeared with her puppet Lamb Chop on Mr. Garrison's television in "Summer Sucks".

Spookyfish[]

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Main article: Spookyfish (Character)

Spookyfish is an evil goldfish from a parallel universe that Stan receives from Flo Kimble in "Spookyfish".

Steve Irwin[]

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Main article: Steve Irwin

Steve Irwin is an Australian zoologist who tries to capture Larry in "Prehistoric Ice Man".

Stevie Wonder[]

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An image of Stevie Wonder with Chef and Mick Jagger at Studio 54 appeared in "Chef Aid", in Chef's photo album.

Stu[]

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Main article: Stu

Stu is the salesman and owner of Stu's Firework Shack in "Summer Sucks", where he is unable to sell fireworks to The Boys due to fireworks being outlawed.

Swimming Instructor[]

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Main article: Swimming Instructor

The Swimming Instructor is Eric Cartman's swimming teacher in "Summer Sucks".

Tiny Alien[]

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Main article: Tiny Alien

The Tiny Alien briefly appears at the start of "Spookyfish" where it is knocked down by the school bus.

Tommy Fritz[]

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Main article: Tommy Fritz

Tommy Fritz briefly appeared in "Roger Ebert Should Lay off the Fatty Foods" where he sings the Cheesy Poofs Theme Song.

Toto[]

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Main article: Toto

Toto is an American rock band that appeared in "Gnomes".

Ugly Bob[]

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Main article: Ugly Bob

Ugly Bob is a Canadian who appears in "Terrance and Phillip in Not Without My Anus". He is considered by the other Canadians to be hideously ugly, although due to the way he is animated, the audience can never know why.

He apparently has a face which looks as if "somebody tried to put out a forest fire with a screwdriver". He wears green trousers with an orange long-sleeved shirt. His shirt, like Terrance, Phillip, and Scott's shirts, has his name's first initial embroidered on it, but his is in lower case writing, for unexplained reasons. Upon Terrance and Phillip's advice, he wears a paper bag over his head.

Underpants Gnomes[]

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Main article: Underpants Gnomes

Underpants Gnomes are fictional beings that travel the world stealing underpants. They appear in "Gnomes".

Unplanned Parenthood Counselor[]

Main article: Unplanned Parenthood Counselor
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The Unplanned Parenthood Counselor appears in "Cartman's Mom is Still a Dirty Slut" when Liane Cartman consults her about having an abortion.

Van Gelder[]

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Main article: Van Gelder

Van Gelder is a volunteer worker for the Tantalus V. Observatory who appeared in "Roger Ebert Should Lay off the Fatty Foods".

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