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This list is for minor characters from the twelfth season of South Park.

Afro Ninja

Main article: Afro Ninja

Afro Ninja appears in the episode "Canada on Strike" as one of the internet celebrities waiting for their payments. He is never seen being killed, so he may still be alive.


Main article: Amir

Amir is Shelly's possibly middle-eastern internet boyfriend. He was seen in the episode "Over Logging", where the two were deeply in love when they were internet chatting. Amir went to California to see if he could connect his internet better when his internet would not get though a server. He ends up meeting Shelly in California when the internet shuts down. Their meeting is intensely awkward, as both are uncertain how to behave to the other face to face. Still, they both apparently continue their relationship by the episode's end.

Britney Spears

Main article: Britney Spears

Britney Spears is a singer and songwriter, known for her songs "...Baby One More Time", "Oops... I Did It Again", "Toxic", "Gimme More", "Womanizer" and many more.

Britney Spears was featured in the episode, "Britney's New Look", in which the boys try and take paparazzi photos of her, causing her to breakdown and attempt suicide.

Bridon Gueermo

Bridon Guermo
Main article: Bridon Gueermo

Bridon Gueermo is a Zac Efron look-alike who first appears in the episode "Elementary School Musical" as a student in the 3rd grade. He is very good at singing and dancing, but what he really wants is to play basketball. It is stated in his debut episode "Elementary School Musical" that all of the girls in the school have a crush on him. He is well liked by most of the school.

Despite being popular and talented, his family life is obviously an abusive one. He also has a crazed, theater obsessed father, who is appalled by the thought of him playing basketball. Whenever Bridon attempt to talk to his dad about quitting musical theater, his father would threaten to slap him (in a horribly weak and fem manner). His mother meanwhile did what she could to protect Bridon, but usually suffered the brunt of her husband's anger. Bridon finally stands up to his father, by punching him in the nose, allowing his mother to then stand up for herself too. Later, once Bridon joins the basketball team, his father enjoys the cheering aspect of it.

Bridon has seen "High School Musical 3" over 100 times, which makes him a huge favorite among the girls. Though he was portrayed to be Zac Efron he is the opposite of Efron's character in the movie. In 'High School Musical 3', Troy Bolton wanted to sings and dance and his father and friends wanted him to play basketball because that's what he does. Bridon wants to play basketball but his father and friends want him to keep dancing and singing.

The Burger King Bandits

The Burger King Bandits
Main article: The Burger King Bandits

The Burger King Bandits appear in the episode "Super Fun Time". They escape to Pioneer Village after robbing a Burger King and take the fourth grade class and the employees hostage.

Chris Crocker

Main article: Chris Crocker

Chris Crocker, famous for his "Leave Britney Alone" video, appears in the episode "Canada on Strike" as one of the internet celebrities waiting for their theoretical payments. He was mauled by Sneezing Panda's mother for constantly screaming "Leave (someone) alone!"

Dramatic Look Gopher

Main article: Dramatic Look Gopher

Dramatic Look Gopher appeared in the episode "Canada on Strike" as one of the internet celebrities waiting for their theoretical payments.

Although the video is called "Dramatic Chipmunk", the character is referred to as "Dramatic Look Gopher" in the episode. It is famous for staring directly at a camera while dramatic music plays.

He was shot by Chocolate Rain. It appears that its gaze can cause severe brain damage.

Gary Brolsma

Main article: The Numa Numa Guy

Gary Brolsma, also known as the The Numa Numa Guy, appeared in the episode "Canada on Strike" as one of the internet celebrities waiting for their theoretical payments. He fights Tron Guy while singing "Numa Numa" but is shredded up by Sneezing Panda's mother. He is famous for singing a song and dancing with usual movement. It was a funny episode that made worldwide news and that further developed his fame.

Ghyslain Raza

Main article: Star Wars Kid

Ghyslain Raza, also known as the Star Wars Kid, appears in the episode "Canada on Strike" as one of the internet celebrities waiting for their theoretical payments. He is shot by Chocolate Rain during the brawl between the other internet celebrities.

Raza is from Quebec, Canada, but does not have the odd appearance of the other Canadians seen in this episode. He is famous for behaving like a Jedi from Star Wars, with his golf club as a lightsaber. When Tay Zonday killed him it took two shots in the neck then his glasses side ways and fell head first and drop his golf club.

Indiana Jones


Main article: Indiana Jones
Indiana Jones is the protagonist of the film, Raiders of the Lost Ark and its sequels. The films were written by George Lucas and directed by Steven Spielberg.

Indiana Jones appears in the episode "The China Probrem", where he is shown being repeatedly raped by Lucas and Spielberg.

Jay Maynard

Main article: Tron Guy

Jay Maynard, also known as the Tron Guy, appears in the episode "Canada on Strike" as one of the internet celebrities waiting for their theoretical payments. He is mauled by Sneezing Panda's mother during the internet celebrity brawl.

Jimmy Buffett

Main article: Jimmy Buffett

Jimmy Buffet appears in the episode, "Tonsil Trouble", in which he performed at Cartman's AIDS benefit, singing parodies of his songs "Cheeseburger in Paradise" (AIDSburger in Paradise).

John McCain

Main article: John McCain

John McCain appears in the episode "About Last Night...". He is a part of a thief organization and ran against Barack Obama (with whom he was secretly working) for the presidency in a plan to steal the valuable Hope Diamond.

Large-Breasted Woman

Main article: Large-Breasted Woman

The Large-Breasted Woman appears in the episode "Major Boobage".

She is a large breasted scantily dressed girl found in the imaginary world visited by Kenny and Gerald Broflovski when they get high on cat urine. While she never speaks she seem to often have a knowing smile on her face. As seen during Kenny high trips and heard from Gerald's speech, they both go on various adventures with her to places named after euphemisms for breasts. Her father, the King, seems willing to offer up his daughter to whatever suitor who wants her, and will even suggest they wash her "rocking tits". But as Gerald points out "she is not real". Apparently Randy has seen her as well when he points out you "never get a good look at her naked boobs". While both Kenny and Gerald stay off of cat urine, Kenny finds a new way back to her while sniffing odd flowers.

Laughing Baby

Main article: Laughing Baby

The Laughing Baby appears in the episode "Canada on Strike" as one of the internet celebrities waiting for their theoretical payments. The baby (and possibly Afro Ninja) is the only one not whose fate is not shown, instead he laughs while the other internet celebrities kill each other.

Magic Johnson

Main article: Magic Johnson

Magic Johnson appears in the episode "Tonsil Trouble". He is a retired basketball player with AIDS. He sleeps with all of his money in his bedroom, which is the key to discovering the cure for AIDS.

Michael Chertoff

Main article: Michael Chertoff

Michael Chertoff appears in the episode, "Pandemic", as the Secretary of Homeland Security under George Bush. In "Pandemic 2: The Startling", he reveals his true form as the Guinea Pirate, leader of the Guinea Creatures, or the Furry Death.

Mr. Garrett

Main article: Mr. Garrett

Mr. Garrett is the sports coach at South Park Elementary, presumably replacing the late Chef as the sports teacher. His first, and current to date, appearance was in the Season Twelve episode "Elementary School Musical" where he managed the schools basketball team.

Mr. Garrett wears a murky green jacket with a dark green trim with the South Park Cow logo on it and underneath he wears a white T-shirt. He also wears dark green shorts with shin high white socks and has a whistle around his neck. He also has gray hair.

Mr. Gueermo

Mr. Guermo
Main article: Mr. Gueermo

Mr. Gueermo (which sounds suspiciously like Queer Mo) is Bridon Gueermo's dancing-theater crazed and flamboyant metrosexual (or at least one is to assume as he's married to a woman) father who loves to dance, and usually talks to his family in a sing-song voice. Every move he makes is overly swishy (his hips constantly swaying and his hands are limp at the wrist) and flamboyant, and he always speaks with a stereotypical gay lisp no doubt due to his noticeable overbite. He often spends a great deal of time looking at himself in full-length mirrors, either out of a vanity or to exam his dance moves in order to perfect them. He also slaps people when he gets angry (the slaps are also portrayed as being rather flamboyant), while loudly threatening, "I will slap you!"

Mr. Gueermo is essentially an abusive father and husband, who is utterly obsessed with musical theater. He has apparently spent his son's entire life, grooming him to be a Broadway performer. His stage-parenting is so bad, that he will 'attack' anyone who questions his actions or methods in any way. The obvious victims are of course his son and wife, but also members of Child Protective Services and several members of the school staff. However, despite the fact that people get "hurt" when he slaps them, he turns out to be extremely weak, as seen when Bridon punch's his father straight in the nose. Horrified and confused at such a greater show of physical violence, Mr. Gueermo cowers away, only to be beaten more by his wife. He then leaves the scene sobbing.

Mrs. Gueermo

Mrs. Guermo
Main article: Mrs. Gueermo

Mrs. Gueermo is the wife of Mr. Gueermo and mother of Bridon Gueermo. She shows all the signs of an abused housewife, who is living constantly in fear of her husband's physicality assaulting her with flamboyantly limp-wrist slaps to the face. She cared about Bridon very much, as seen in "Elementary School Musical" when she disagreed with her husband on Bridon's wish to join the basketball team.

Although she does what she can to protect her son and indeed other people too when they are about to be slapped by her husband. However, when it comes to standing up to her husband beyond that she often backs down to her husband whenever he raises his 'slapping hand' in a threatening manner.

Pioneer Paul

Pioneer paul
Main article: Pioneer Paul

Pioneer Paul is one of the workers at Pioneer Village as shown in the episode "Super Fun Time". He's the town's spokesman and by far the most dedicated to the rule of never breaking character. When the village is taken over by Franz's team of robbers, he proves to be of no help as he continues to act like it's 1864. Pioneer Paul even shoots one of the townsfolk for breaking character in an attempt to save his own life by giving Franz the door code he wants. Though Stan and the police stop the robbers, Paul is nearly killed by another worker playing a criminal. Only when the tone that signals the village is now closed do the two stop fighting and Paul reveals information that mighthave been useful earlier.

Sarah Palin

Main article: Sarah Palin

Sarah Palin appears in the episode "About Last Night...". She is the governor of Alaska and was chosen by John McCain to be his running mate in the 2008 Presidential election. She is a part of a thief organization, planing on stealing diamonds with McCain and Obama. She secretly is very intelligent with a heavy British accent but pretends to be a dumb, redneck woman.

Sneezing Panda

Main article: Sneezing Panda

The Sneezing Panda appears in the episode "Canada on Strike" as one of the internet celebrities waiting for their theoretical payments. During the fight between the celebrities, it's mother kills several of them, but ends up being shot by Chocolate Rain. Sneezing Panda is known for sneezing loudly,shocking her mother.

What happens to the Sneezing Panda after the death of its mother is unknown.

South Park Vampire Society

Main article: South Park Vampire Society

The South Park Vampire Society is a group of students from South Park Elementary who appeared in the episode "The Ungroundable". They are a group of kids who are fans of vampires and the book series "Twilight" by Stephanie Meyer. They pretend to be vampires by wearing plastic fangs, drink clamato juice as a substitute for blood and dress in clothes from the store Hot Topic, which it's style is a blend of goth, punk, emo, scenester, and street clothes.

These kids are classed into the three varieties of vampires based on the actual vampire lifestyle: Psi(psychic) Vampire, Sanguinarian(blood drinking) Vampire, and Hybrid(both psi and sanguinarian) Vampire. However, only three known members of the clique have described themselves as such.

They go around accepting only kids who they see as "cool enough" to join them, although they have allowed some of the less popular kids to join them on a trial basis.

Stephen Abootman

Main article: Stephen Abootman

Stephen Abootman is a Canadian character who appears in the episode "Canada on Strike". Like the other Canadians he has a Pacman-like head that flaps up and down. He has brown hair and wears a black suit with a tie.

Stephen was head of the World Canadian Bureau and lead the country to strike because of the lack of respect shown to Canada on the Canadian Appreciation Day, unfortunately it failed as the Danish replace them. Kyle Broflovski, Kenny McCormick, Eric Cartman and Stan Marsh gave him theoretical dollars but Kyle managed to persuade the world leaders to give them a small consolation prize - a piece of a bubblegum and a Bennigan's coupon for every Canadian. Terrance and Phillip crash the celebration party and tell the Canadian people that in fact Canada lost far more revenue striking.

The Canadians set Stephen and his assistants adrift on an ice flow. He could possibly be dead from hunger or the ice they floated on melted and they drowned.

Abootman's aides

Canada on Strike Pic35

His aides behind him on chair.

Their apperance: Aide with mustache look-alike Alex Trebek, a Canadian politician. Aide with grey brown hair.

The Danish

The Danish The Danish have both Canadian and normal features - Canadian bodies and jaws and normal eyes. They replaced Canadians.

Tay Zonday

Main article: Tay Zonday

Tay Zonday, also known as Chocolate Rain, appears in the episode "Canada on Strike" as one of the internet celebrities waiting for their theoretical payments. He possesses a gun that he uses to shoot his fellow internet celebrities. He meets his end when Dramatic Look Gopherstares at him too long, causing his brain to explode. He is famous for singing the song "Chocolate Rain", which is about racism towards African Americans.

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See Also: Portal:Characters | List of Minor Characters from South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut

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