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This is a list of the many catchphrases in the show.

​Eric Cartman

Main article: Eric Cartman
  • "Screw you guys, I'm going home!"
  • "Respect ma authoritah!"
  • "I'm not fat, I'm big boned!"
  • "But Meem!"
  • "Whateva, I do what I want!"
  • "No Kitty. This is my [item of food]!"
  • "Jew!"
  • "You black asshole!"
  • "Girls are funny, get over it."
  • "My mom says there's a lot of black people in [Country]."
  • "You guys, I'm seriously"

Stan Marsh

Main article: Stan Marsh
  • "Oh my God, they killed Kenny!"
  • "Dude, this is pretty fucked up right here!"
  • "You know, I've learned something today..."
  • "Aw, awww!"

Kyle Broflovski​

Main article: Kyle Broflovski
  • "Oh my God, they killed Kenny!"
  • "You know, I've learned something today..."
  • "Fatass!"
  • "Kick the baby!"
  • "You bastards!"

Other Characters

Big Gay Al

Main article: Big Gay Al
  • "I'm super, thanks for asking."

Butters Stotch

Main article: Butters Stotch
  • "Oh hamburgers!"
  • "Ew, it's all [adjective]-y!"
  • "Loo, loo, loo, I've got some apples..."


Main article: Chef
  • "Hello there, children."
  • "I'm gonna make love to you woman, gonna lay you down by the fiyaaah!"

Craig Tucker

Main article: Craig Tucker
  • "If I could say [swearword] [in a situation, e.g. on live T.V.], I would be so happy.

Darryl Weathers

Main article: Darryl Weathers
  • "They took our jobs!"

Ike Broflovski

Main article: Ike Broflovski
  • "Don't kick the baby!"
  • "Cookeh monter"

Jimbo Kern

Main article: Jimbo Kern
  • "It's coming right for us!"

Jimmy Valmer

Main article: Jimmy Valmer
  • "W-wow, what a t-terrific audience."
  • "I mean, come! on!"
  • "Have you seen this? Have you heard about this?"
  • "Don't worry, (fellas|everyone|etc)."
  • [Words words words], very much.


Main article: Memberberries
  • "Member..."
  • "Oh, I 'member."

Mr. Garrison

Main article: Mr. Garrison
  • "You go to hell and you die!" (as Mr. Hat)
  • "You can say that again, Mr. Hat."
  • "That's right, Mr Hat."
  • "Oh jeez!"
  • "Fuck 'em all to death!"

Mr. Mackey

Main article: Mr. Mackey
  • "Mmkay"
  • "Drugs are bad, mmkay."

Mr. Slave

Main article: Mr. Slave
  • "Oooooooooooh! Oh Jesus, Jesus Christ!"

Ms. Crabtree

Main article: Ms. Crabtree
  • "Sit down and shut up!"
  • "What did you say?"

Mr. Hankey

Main article: Mr. Hankey
  • "Hooowdy ho!"

Sheila Broflovski

Main article: Sheila Broflovski
  • "What, What What?"

Stephen Stotch

Main article: Stephen Stotch
  • "You are grounded, mister!"

Timmy Burch

Main article: Timmy Burch
  • "TIMMAH!"
  • "Livin' a lie"


Main article: Towelie
  • "You're a towel."
  • "Don't forget to bring a towel."
  • "Do you wanna get high?"
  • "I have no idea what's going on."

Tuong Lu Kim

Main article: Tuong Lu Kim
  • "Shitty Wok"
  • "Welcome to Shitty Wok. Can I take a order prease?"
  • "[Expletive] Mongorians!"

Tweek Tweak

Main article: Tweek Tweak
  • "GAH!"
  • "I can't handle this kind of pressure!"
  • "They're out to get me!"
  • "(That|This) is WAY too much pressure!"

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