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November 2012, January 2015
- For the eponymous song, see "La Resistance".
When Stan Marsh, Kyle Broflovski, and Eric Cartman realize that their parents are spiraling out of control with M.A.C., they form this organization with inspiration in the form of champion figure-skater, Brian Boitano.
To Stan's dismay, Gregory actually seems to perfect "La Resistance", and even sings a beautifully inspiring musical number. The boys are admittedly disturbed by the gruesome acts of torture that Gregory claims their parents will do to them if they interfere, such as skinning them alive, burning them to death, or cutting off their penises and feeding them to pigs. He states that even though they may all die, what they stand for will live on forever. Gregory tells Stan and Kyle the address of where Christophe lives, due to his knowledge of mercenary, and to also help Stan and Kyle.
When the boys try to save Terrance and Phillip, they are caught and Christophe is killed. Kenny's ghost appears and warns Cartman that they are running out of time, and that Satan and Saddam Hussein will arrive and plunge the world into eternal darkness.
This warning fails, and Terrance and Phillip are killed, causing Satan, Saddam, and multitudes of demons to appear and attack people. However, due to a malfunctioning "V-Chip", Cartman manages to shoot lightning to weaken Saddam. Kenny manages to get Satan to finish him off. Satan, showing gratitude towards Kenny for convincing him to leave Saddam, grants Kenny one wish. Kenny wishes everything to go back to the way it was "before". Satan grants this, therefore repairing the damage M.A.C. and his army of demons had done.