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"La Grange" is a song by American band, ZZ Top. It was featured in the Season Fourteen episode, "Poor and Stupid".


Eric Cartman decided he wanted to be a NASCAR racer. When given the opportunity, by Geoff Hamill, to drive his Vagisil stock car in the next race, this song is playing in the background.


Rumor spreadin' a-'round in that Texas town
'bout that shack outside La Grange
and you know what I'm talkin' about.
Just let me know if you wanna go
to that home out on the range.
They gotta lotta nice girls ah.

Have mercy.
A haw, haw, haw, haw, a haw.
A haw, haw, haw.

Well, I hear it's fine if you got the time
and the ten to get yourself in.
A hmm, hmm.
And I hear it's tight most ev'ry night,
but now I might be mistaken.
hmm, hmm, hmm.

Ah have mercy.

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