Kardashians

Kardashians
Character Information
Race	Hobbit
Hair	Black
Age	45 (Kourtney) 43 (Kim) 39 (Khloé)
Date of Birth	April 18, 1979 October 21, 1980 June 27, 1984
Died	"The Tale of Scrotie McBoogerballs"
Occupation	Reality show stars
Religion	Unknown
Voiced by	April Stewart
Appearances
First	"The Tale of Scrotie McBoogerballs"

Kim, Khloé and Kourtney Kardashian are 3 women that star on the show Keeping Up with the Kardashians. They first appeared in the episode "The Tale of Scrotie McBoogerballs".

Appearances

Like in real life, the Kardashian's show seems to only revolve around the three girls talking to the camera about how rich they are and what they are going to buy that day. Despite the shallowness of the series, it's a complete hit, and even Butters Stotch finds himself enamored by the three girls, especially Kim, who he states he wants to "Jump on her belly".

When the boys read The Catcher in the Rye for a class assignment, they find it horribly disappointing as a "controversial" story, they opt to write their own The Tales of Scrotie McBoogerballs and proceed to make it as vulgar as possible for the sake of vulgarity. However, afraid of getting in trouble when their parents find it, they switch the blame to Butters, who gains instant celebrity status, as the book becomes a massive hit. Butters proceeds to then write The Poop That Took a Pee, which is a childish sequel to the previous book, but like the first becomes an instant success.

However, the book somehow causes a reader of the second book to believe that the story has told him to kill all the "phonies" which to him mean to kill the Kardashians . He then travels to where the show is being filmed and brutally shoots all three girls, along with Bruce and Kris Jenner, with a 12-gauge pump-action shotgun.

This causes Butter's career as an author to abruptly end, and both his book and the book that the boys wrote both become banned. He is left completely devastated over the fact that they were murdered because of him.

Although they are murdered, the Kardashians make a cameo return in the episode "200", in which they join with other celebrities in a plot against South Park.

In "The Hobbit", they have apparently been resurrected, as Kim Kardashian is now Kanye West's fiancée. It is also revealed that Kim Kardashian apparently has many striking similarities to a hobbit, in terms of appearance and lifestyle. Kim is also criticized by Wendy Testaburger as a product of Photoshop.

Trivia

It is unknown how or why the girls managed to come back, however it appears that many of the celebrities who have appeared in South Park and been killed (such as Britney Spears, Bill Gates, Rob Reiner, George Lucas, and Steven Spielberg), have a Kenny-esque ability to cheat death.

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