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The Joozians are an alien species of TV executives that control all media in the universe. They appear as antagonists in the Season Seven episode, "Cancelled".


The Joozians ignore the boys' plea to save the Earth at first while explaining that after 100 episodes, a TV series usually begins to decline in quality and is no longer profitable. They then take the boys to lunch, go to a topless bar, and visit a prostitute's hotel room.

The two Joozians, then very drunk and high on "blach", later begin sucking on each other's "jagons" and sticking their fingers in each other's "thrushers". Kenny McCormick takes a picture of it, and the boys then blackmail them with the photograph. The Joozians agree to not cancel Earth and later erase everyone's memory of it being an intergalactic reality television show.


Their skin is dull yellow, with light brown markings, and they have beady eyes.

The first Joozian wears a blue suit consisting of a black tie, white shirt, and black pants. The second Joozian wears a black suit with a red tie, and a white shirt.


They are very business-minded and money driven.


Their name is a play on the word "jew" and they display many negative Jewish cultural stereotypes, both physically and personality-wise.


Minor Characters from Season Seven
Agent Tucker | Alex Glick | American Association of Retired Persons (AARP) | Benjamin Franklin | Chief Runs With Premise | Christopher Reeve | Crab People | The Crips | Gary Harrison | Gene Hackman | Gino | Harry and Elise Gintz | Hopkins | Jason Bell | Jeff Goldblum | Jennifer Lopez | Josh Myers | Joozians | Lieutenant Dawson | Mrs. Streibel | Murphy and Jenkins | Najix | Sarah Peterson

See Also: List of Minor Characters from Season Seven | Season Seven

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