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For other uses, see John (Disambiguation).

John Sidney McCain III was an American United States Senator from Arizona and was the Republican Party presidential nominee in the 2008 election. He first appeared in the Season Twelve episode "About Last Night...".

On August 25, 2018, he died of cancer at his home in Phoenix, Arizona at the age of 81.

Background[]

McCain appeared in "About Last Night...", as part of a thief organization run by Barack Obama, whom he has secretly been working with for years. They run for presidency so that Obama's victory will distract people long enough for him to sneak into the White House. This allowed their team to access a secret tunnel which goes under the Smithsonian museum, which would further allow them to steal the Hope Diamond. They succeed and he, along with Sarah Palin and much of the organization's members, run off for paradise.

Appearance[]

McCain appeared in four different outfits.

While on television, announcing his opinion on his loss, he wears a dark grey suit, white dress shirt, and a gold tie. Whilst talking to Barack Obama shortly after Obama won the election, he wore a dark grey suit, light purple dress shirt with open collar, and a red tie.

While talking to the group of thieves, he wore an unbuttoned, light grey suit and a white dress shirt with open collar.

Shortly before leaving for paradise, he wore an unbuttoned, white suit, and a light blue, striped dress shirt with open collar.

Personality[]

McCain was extremely intelligent, teaming up with Barack Obama in order to steal the Hope Diamond. Their plan was unscrupulous, involving pretending to brutally compete for the American presidency in order to distract the nation, finding a secret tunnel under the White House, shutting down part of Washington D.C.'s electrical grid, and having a fake bomb threat sent to the Smithsonian.

References[]


Minor characters from Season Twelve
Afro Ninja | Amir | Britney Spears | Bridon Gueermo | Bubb Rubb | Buca De Faggoncini Chef | The Burger King Bandits | Cheesing King | Chris Crocker | DEA Agents | Domino | Dramatic Look Gopher | Dr. Carroll | Female Thief | Franz | Gary Brolsma | Guinea Creatures | Indiana Jones | Injured Thief | Jimmy Buffett | John McCain | Large-Breasted Woman | Laughing Baby | Magic Johnson | Michael Chertoff | Michelle Obama | Moira McArthur | Mr. Garrett | Mr. Gueermo | Mr. McArthur | Mr. Thompson | Mrs. Gueermo | Murderin' Murphy | Orlich | Pioneer Paul | Sarah Palin | Sheriff McLawdog | Sneezing Panda | South Park Vampire Society | Star Wars Kid | Stephen Abootman | Storehand | Stormtroopers | Tay Zonday | Thief with Brown Hair | Tron Guy | Vosky

More information: List of Minor Characters from Season Twelve | Season Twelve


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