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Jesus and Pals is a reality talk show seen on South Park public access television, hosted by Jesus. On the show, Jesus receives calls from viewers and answers their questions. He usually gives a reference to the Bible or scripture after each commercial break. He also allows visitors on the show; Kenny McCormick guest stars on Jesus and Pals for being the kid that will do anything for money in "Fat Camp".
Stan Marsh uses the show to try to get advice sometimes, with questions such as "If your Grandfather asks you to kill him, is it okay? Like an assisted suicide?" and "Is homosexuality okay?" Usually, though, Jesus is cut off or simply refuses to answer the question, the same way Chef breaks out into explicit song whenever the children ask him for advice.