Jake Jabs is the spokesperson for American Furniture Warehouse in Colorado. He appeared as a local celebrity at Charles Kincade's party in the episode "Guitar Queer-O".
Jake Jabs has white hair that is combed back. He wears a yellow suit with an orange shirt and black shoes. He can be seen with a black and white tiger on his lap. His face is visibly aged, having wrinkles on his cheeks and forehead.
- When he is seen with the tiger on his lap, this is a play on the cover of his book entitled An American Tiger.