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J.J. Abrams is an American director. He appears in the Season Twenty episode, "Member Berries".

The United States Senate convenes to find a solution to the lack of interest in the USA national anthem. The congress decides to hire J.J. Abrams to re-boot the song, since he did such a great job on the "Star Wars" franchise of films. (Not mentioning his role the Star Trek re-boot for some reason.)

J.J. was only seen in silhouette standing at the window of his gated mansion. Reporters and fans swarmed his home in hopes of his agreeing to rewrite the US national anthem for a new generation.

His re-boot allows people to choose whether to sit, stand or kneel, which ruins Presidential candidate Herbert Garrison's plans to sit out the national anthem in order to make Hillary Clinton look like the better presidential candidate, since he wants to intentionally ruin his chances of wining the election. It also ruins the protests made by the girls of South Park Elementary, who were protesting to draw attention to the online trolling done to them by Skankhunt42(who they believed to be Eric Cartman), and shut him down.

In "Douche and a Danish", Randy revealed that Abrams, along with Memberberries, are causing people to vote for Herbert Garrison in the presidential elections.

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