"Itsy Bitsy Spider" is a folk song of unknown origin. It was featured in Season Four episode, "Something You Can Do with Your Finger".


Ike Broflovski sings this song and a medley of other songs, while auditioning for the part to become the fifth member of Fingerbang. Eric Cartman attempts to stop Ike from continuing, which only works after he starts yelling. At the end, Ike gives Cartman the middle finger, as a sign of anger for being cut off in the song.


Itsy Bitsy Spider went up the waterspout.
(Begins Oh, Danny Boy):
Oh Danny Boy the pipes the pipes are calling.
(Begins singing the Alphabet song):
E, F, G, H, I, J, K, LMNO, P.