South Park Archives

I Walk Hand in Hand with Jesus

3,538pages on
this wiki
Add New Page
Comments0 Share

"I Walk Hand in Hand with Jesus" was sung at the South Park Church in the Season Four episode, "Do the Handicapped Go to Hell?".


The townsfolk sing a satirical church hymn. The song suggests a depressed person talks to a homeless man, Jesus Christ, because he is the only one that listens to people's problems.


I walk hand in hand with Jesus
Over at the park by where he lives
I tell him all my problems
And sometimes he tells me his
What a friend I have in Jesus
I can say that honestly
He's not like all my other friends
Who really don't care about me.

Ad blocker interference detected!

Wikia is a free-to-use site that makes money from advertising. We have a modified experience for viewers using ad blockers

Wikia is not accessible if you’ve made further modifications. Remove the custom ad blocker rule(s) and the page will load as expected.