"I Walk Hand in Hand with Jesus" was sung at the South Park Church in the Season Four episode, "Do the Handicapped Go to Hell?".


The townsfolk sing a satirical church hymn. The song suggests a depressed person talks to a homeless man, Jesus Christ, because he is the only one that listens to people's problems.


I walk hand in hand with Jesus
Over at the park by where he lives
I tell him all my problems
And sometimes he tells me his
What a friend I have in Jesus
I can say that honestly
He's not like all my other friends
Who really don't care about me.