Butters Stotch often sings to himself when alone and usually gets cut off before finishing. The most complete performance of the song is in the episode "Stupid Spoiled Whore Video Playset", just before Paris Hilton abducts him thinking he is a pet.
- The lyrics vary depending the episode.
- "You Got F'd in the A".
- "Stupid Spoiled Whore Video Playset".
- "The Death of Eric Cartman".
- "Erection Day".
- "The China Probrem".
- "The Magic Bush".
Lu Lu Lu, I've got some apples. Lu Lu Lu you've got some too. Lu Lu Lu..
Lu Lu Lu, I've got some apples. Lu Lu Lu, you got some too... Lu Lu Lu let's make some applesauce, take off our clothes and Lu Lu Lu...
Lu Lu Lu I've got some apples, Lu Lu Lu, you've got some too...
Lu Lu Lu! I've got some apples! Lu Lu Lu! You got some too! Lu Lu Lu! Let's get together! I know what we can do Lu Lu!
Lu Lu Lu, I got some splish-splash. Lu Lu Lu, splish-splashing more. Lu Lu Lu-
Lu lu lu, lu... N-no such thing as J-Jewpacabra. People made it up. [a loud peal of thunder] It's -- that's okay. Even if there was a J-Jewpacabra it couldn't get in my r-room anyways.
Luu luuluu luu luu luu luu, Luu luuluu luu luu.