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The Hummer Salesman sells Hummer vehicles at Stevenson's Hummer. He first appeared in the Season Sixteen episode, "Obama Wins!".


In "Obama Wins!", he is seen advertising his vehicles and conducting a sale at his car lot called 'Roctvember Sales Event'. As people pass by his lot, or conduct their affairs at neighboring businesses, he is shown to unsuccessfully persuade them to visit his car lot. In the end, the boys, the Park County Police Force, General Tso, and Eric Cartman visit Stevenson's Hummer to locate the missing election ballots. The salesman naively mistakes this predicament as a sudden rush of clients, citing it to be a 'sales rush'.

The Hummer salesmen returns in "Handicar" where he is seen trying to compete in the Wacky Races.


The Hummer Salesman wears brown dress shoes, black business pants, a black belt with a gold buckle, and a blue shirt with a blue, striped tie. He has wavy, light brown hair and a similar colored goatee. His shirt has a tag saying "HUMMER", in red letters.


Minor Characters from Season Sixteen
Alana Thompson | ‎Ambassador of Humans | Belarus Farmers | Bigfoot Researchers | ‎Boy with Brown Hair | Boy with Green Coat | Brad Paisley | Bucky Bailey's Bully Buckers | Cee Lo Green | ‎Dean | Dr. Mehmet Oz | Elvis Presley | Grandma Stotch | General Tso | ‎Hoffman and Turk Attorney | Hummer Salesman | James Cameron | June Shannon | Lorraine | Luke Covina and Maria Sanchez | Michael | Mitt Romney | Mr. Billings | Newt Gingrich | Nichole | Nick Jabs | Pharaoh of Egypt | ‎Professor Lamont | Randy Newman | Rick Santorum | Ron Paul | ‎Sir John Harington | Talking Cat | Thad (Insecurity) | The Redbox Killers | ‎Toilet Safety Administration

See Also: List of Minor Characters from Season Sixteen | Season Sixteen

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