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"Hot Lava" is an innuendo-laden song sung by Chef in the Season One episode "Volcano".

Background

A newscaster introduces Chef, who explains how the town survived the volcano with a song.

An extended version of the song performed by Perry Farrell and DVDA is on Chef Aid: The South Park Album.

Lyrics

Chef's Version

Mmmm
Baby, every time that we kiss
Hot Lava!
Every time that we make love, hot lava
Hot Lava!
Lava so hot it makes me sweat
Lava so warm and red and wet
Lava!
Brrrrrrrrrrrr.

Chef Aid: The South Park Album Version

Baby, every time we kiss, Hot Lava
And every time that we make love, that's Lava, Hot Lava
It's lava so hot, it makes me sweat
And lava so warm, it's red and wet

Mountain is rumbling, We must find a safer place
Soon half of Pele, Will fall upon your face
Great Nectar of the Gods spews far from Pinatabo
Mixed with a Women's Sweat, it makes the Lava we know
Baby, every time we kiss, Hot Lava
And every time that we make love, that's Lava, Hot Lava
It's lava so hot, it makes me sweat
And lava so warm, it's red and wet

Burnin' through the forest, Where Red hot lava flows
Rolls down the islands body, and into the ocean below
When it meets the cool, cool water, there's a big flow of the living
Rich magma flowing into a sobiquious environment, Produces Pillow Lava
Hydrostatic pressure of sea water
Tends to inhabit the vesical size of the basalt
Baby, every time we kiss, Hot Lava
And every time that we make love, that's Lava, Hot Lava
It's lava so hot, it makes me sweat
And lava so warm, it's red and wet

And after the eruption, you lay dormant for a while
Let's just hold each other and talk, For now, Pele sleeps
Baby, every time we kiss, Hot Lava
And every time that we make love, that's Lava, Hot Lava
It's lava so hot, it makes me sweat
And lava so warm, it's red and wet
Baby, every time we kiss, Hot Lava
And every time that we make love, that's Lava, Hot Lava
It's lava so hot, it's red and wet
And lava so warm it makes me sweat.


Songs from Season One
Ave Satani | Bar-bura, Bar-bura | Canon in D | Christmas Lovin' | Dreidel, Dreidel, Dreidel | Gonna Fly | Happy, Happy, Happy | Hot Lava | I Love to Singa | I Remember When We Fell in Love | I'm Gonna Be On Television | I'm Gonna Make Love to You Woman | If My Friends Could See Me Now | It's Okay to Be Gay | It's the Most Wonderful Time of the Year | Kumbaya | Kyle's Mom's a Bitch | Love Gravy | Loving the Football | Loving You | Make Love, Even When I'm Dead | Mr. Hankey, the Christmas Poo | No Substitute | Now You're a Man | Oh Kathie Lee | Pig and Elephant DNA Just Won't Splice | Rabartu Smitu, Rabartu Smitu | Santa Claus is On His Way | School Days | Shadow Dancing | The Lonely Jew on Christmas | There You Are! | Waitin' On a Women | We Wish You a Merry Christmas | We're All Special

See Also: List of Minor Characters from Season One | Season One