Home School Miracle is the song Eric Cartman sings in the Season Three episode, "Hooked on Monkey Fonics".
Background
When Eric Cartman learns about potential benefits of homeschooling, he believes he can use it as an excuse to get out of public school. He sings this song in a musical-like style.
Lyrics
Cartman:
Who would have thought such a miracle could be?
Who could have known that this moment I would see?
A new way of living, a chance to be free?