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The Hippie Core Drill Machine is a weapon, designed by Eric Cartman, that drills through large crowds of hippies. It appeared only in "Die Hippie, Die" and was controlled by Linda Stotch, Randy Marsh, and Chef. Initially, it was able to penetrate the crowd with ease, but part of the way though, it broke down due to the large amount of hippies congesting the drill. After Chef exited the vehicle to fix the drill, it was back on its way to the center of the crowd.