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Herbert Garrison, who was also known as Janet Garrison after a sex change operation, is the 45th and current President of the United States, in office since January 20, 2017. He was a former Fourth Grade teacher at South Park Elementary prior to running for president. He first appeared in the Season One episode, "Cartman Gets an Anal Probe", and is voiced by Trey Parker.
Mr. Garrison was a man throughout the first nine seasons of South Park, but in "Mr. Garrison's Fancy New Vagina," he became a woman. He later got a reverse sex change operation in "Eek, A Penis!" becoming male again.
BackgroundHerbert Garrison grew up in Arkansas, where most of his problems originated. Even at a young age, Garrison showed signs of homosexuality, when he felt unloved by his father when he wouldn't molest him. Garrison knew about many cases of child molestation and saw it as a form of love, not a disturbing crime. Garrison received a degree of mechanical engineering in college. It is unsure when, but instead of becoming an engineer like he was qualified to be, Garrison became the third grade teacher at South Park Elementary, despite his lack of knowledge of his subjects. He was caught trying to molest a boy, Eric Cartman, who was looking to find an older and more mature person to hang out with. After Garrison was released from prison, he was fired from his job for what he tried to do and he left to the mountains to live in solitude. When Ms. Choksondik comes to see him in the mountain for advice on how to handle his class, he realized that he must admit his sexuality and gets a different job at South Park elementary, teaching the Kindergarten class.
After Ms. Choksondik's death, Garrison was promoted as the Fourth Grade teacher and was reunited with his old class. He had started a new relationship with a man called Mr. Slave, who in the episode "The Death Camp of Tolerance" was used by Garrison to try and get himself fired for being gay, so that he could sue the school for millions of dollars. This didn't work and The Boys ended up getting sent to tolerance camp. The Boys were released from the camp due to his behavior at the Tolerance Museum and unfortunately for Mr. Garrison, he got sent to the camp himself, along with Mr. Slave, deemed intolerant of their own homosexuality. In "Mr. Garrison's Fancy New Vagina", he got a sex change operation, realizing he wasn't gay, but just a woman stuck in a man's body and changed her name to Janet. This led to the break up of her and Mr. Slave, who said he liked having sex with men, not women. It was at this point that Mrs. Garrison became homophobic once more and returned to her original beliefs on homosexuals. Ms. Garrison was very promiscuous with her sexuality, claiming to have let truckers 'do' her in their trucks.After she learned she could not have periods or get pregnant, Ms. Garrison realized she was not actually a woman, but it was too late to have the operation undone, and she accepted what she was. When Ms. Garrison learned that Mr. Slave was going to marry Big Gay Al, she tried to stop the governor from passing the law for gay marriage, by having two of her male students (Stan & Kyle) take care of an egg. She expected the two to break the egg, thus proving gay couples were irresponsible and could not take care of a child. The egg, though, was still intact by the end of the project, letting gay couples marry. Ms. Garrison was morally opposed to teaching evolution in "Go God Go" and was replaced by Richard Dawkins as the teacher. After initially fighting one another, the two form a relationship and Richard Dawkins convinces Ms. Garrison to give up Christianity and become an atheist like him. Dawkin's views on atheism and Ms. Garrison's 'assertion' combined would apparently lead to the world becoming atheists. Their relationship ends, though, when Eric Cartman reveals that Ms. Garrison used to be a man.
Ms. Garrison explored her sexuality some more after mistakenly going into a Lesbian Bar and ending up having sex with a woman named Allison. She took to her new sexuality quickly, defending Lesbian rights and Les Bos, the bar where she became gay again. Yet in "Eek, A Penis!", after watching the famous show of Oprah about Thomas Beatie, she realizes that the sex change operation was a big mistake. She pays to have her penis re-grown using her DNA and became a man once more. It is unknown if he is once more homosexual after his sexual encounter with women. In the episode "The Cissy", where Cartman requests to use the girl's washroom because he claims he is transgendered or as Cartman says "transginger", Mr. Garrison advises Principal Victoria to give in to avoid the scandal Cartman is almost certain to cause otherwise, speaking from experience as he was once transgender himself.
In "Where My Country Gone?", he starts to speak out against the undocumented immigrants (Canadians) in the country, which results in him being fired from South Park Elementary. He then starts a movement to "fuck 'em all to death" and to build a wall separating the countries; only to find that the Canadian President has already built a wall to keep out the Americans. He sneaks into Canada, and literally fucks the Canadian president to death, which results in mass reverse-immigrations. He later bids in the Presidential Elections. In "Sponsored Content" at the Debate, he suggests fucking all the Syrian Refugees to death, believing they are all ISIS soldiers. It also seems that he has a lot more supporters than Hillary Clinton. He also returns to South Park with Principal Victoria and Caitlyn Jenner to stop the town's fate of ending.
In Season Twenty Garrison is still running for President, but after realizing he could win and doesn't have any plans to do in his presidency, he tries to foil the election in order to lose his supporters by trying to sit down the national anthem during a football game, however he fails since the rebooted version of the national anthem allows people to sit, stand, or kneel. He again tries to foil the election by making derogatory remarks against women and the TSA during a campaign rally. Instead of losing supporters, he instead gets chased by an angry mob demanding answers. When he finds out that the reason of why he was gaining more supporters was because of the memberberries, he tries to destroy them with Randy but to no avail. However, having consumed a memberberry himself, he goes on his campaign and wins the election.
In Season Twenty-One, though stating how he can handle societal psychology, despite being informed, his approval ratings are very low as depicted in the episode "Doubling Down", a desperate Garrison ends up running back to South Park after launching a nuke at Toronto that killed a million Canadians at the end of "SUPER HARD PCness". During the events of "Splatty Tomato", he starts appearing all over South Park scaring people by asking about his approval ratings. Eventually, he is found and captured, but manages to escape while everyone is looking away.
As 3rd and 4th grade teacher, Mr. Garrison teaches a rather incompetent class. The students in his classroom never pay attention and instead chat with each other while he's giving a lesson. While the children do occasionally receive punishment for slacking off, such as Stan having to read an embarrassing note that Bebe passed up to him in front of the whole class in "Clubhouses", they never learn from their mistakes and usually repeated the behavior.
Mr. Garrison is also noted for his class showing no concern for his well-being. In "Gnomes", when he announces that the school is considering firing him on grounds that he doesn't teach his class about current events, the students have no problem with it. Additionally, in "Tom's Rhinoplasty", Kyle even tells the substitute teacher that they have no respect for Garrison when she tells the kids to treat her the same way they treat him.
Despite this, however, Stan, Kyle, and Wendy go out of their way to visit him at the mental home and tell him that they hope he's able to come back to school soon and teach again in "Weight Gain 4000".
Garrison wears dark green pants, a green jacket, and black shoes. He also wears black-framed eyeglasses. He is mostly bald, with gray hair on the sides.
As a woman, she tailored his jacket into a tank-top, wore lipstick and earrings as well as shorter pants and new white shoes. Her hair remained the same, however, bald spot and all.
After becoming male again in "Eek, A Penis!", Garrison wears an outfit identical to the original one, with the only exception being a belt added to the pants and a very minor change to his collar. Mr. Garrison is also left-handed. His hair was brown as seen in "Cartman's Mom is a Dirty Slut", but in "Weight Gain 4000" as a kid his hair is grey, but he may have dyed it for the party in "Cartman's Mom is a Dirty Slut", though. Ms. Garrison is highly renowned in the future as the symbol of Atheism, but this was prevented from happening by Cartman in Go God Go XII.
In Season Twenty, Mr. Garrison's appearance changes to include an artificial tan, and a hairstyle resembling that of Donald Trump, since he substitutes Trump for the Republican candidate for the presidential election. As President of the United States, Garrison wears a dark-blue suit with a red tie and white shirt. In "Put It Down", he is shown to no longer wear his glasses in his Twitter picture, though he wears them again in "Sons A Witches", suggesting he only takes them off for pictures.
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Herbert Garrison suffers from many psychological problems that are touched many times throughout the show, though it appears nothing is ever done about it. The most noticeable of his problems are multiple identity disorder, represented through various puppets. At the beginning of the series, while Mr. Garrison still taught Third Grade, he held a puppet on his hand known as Mr. Hat. Mr. Garrison used this puppet to show a second, more aggressive personality and to emote some of his most inner conflicts. One of these conflicts being the fact he was gay and his inability to come to terms with that. It was hinted many times that he was gay, but Mr. Garrison would take deep offense and insist he was straight. He would say Mr. Hat was gay and later admitted his second-hand puppet, Mr. Twig, was also gay. Mr. Garrison denied the fact he was gay so much, that he even appeared homophobic and believed gay people were an abomination and weren't human. In one particular episode, he tells Stan, "Gay people are evil. Their hearts pump not blood like yours and mine, but rather a thick, vomitous oil."
Garrison is very outspoken, often campaigning to have changes made that he feels are right or to block other people's ideals and can be considered heavily opinionated. During certain seasons and on occasion, he will slur the last part of a word in a sentence especially when he is saying something in emphasis.Mr. Garrison is racist, first shown as a gag for "Mr. Hankey, the Christmas Poo", where he proposes the town gets rid of all the Mexicans every Christmas, which he again suggests in "It's Christmas in Canada", to which the Mayor angrily replies "Mr. Garrison, every year you suggest that and every year we tell you NO!" When rich black people were moving to South Park, he was able to gather the town's men into getting rid of them, under the pretense that the rich people were taking over the town. He got people to dress up like "ghosts" to scare them away and burned lower case T's on the black peoples' lawns standing for "Time to Leave." Once the town was rid of the rich people, Mr. Garrison said they could all get rich by selling the houses. This confused the town folk, who replied that they would then become what they didn't want in the town. Mr. Garrison then exposed his true motive by saying "Well, at least we got rid of those damn nig-" (and the episode cuts to black and the credits roll). Mr. Garrison was also seen among a KKK group, but said he wasn't a member, but Mr. Hat was, again using his puppet to dispute the conflicts inside himself. Mr. Garrison appears to be on good terms with Chef though, a black man who works at the school and was even at his funeral.
Mr. Garrison is an incompetent teacher, who teaches his students useless things, such as why Chubby Checker left the Beatles and once spent a whole week of just showing his class old Barnaby Jones tapes. He has also taught his students a few times subjects far too advanced for them, like Stalin and Communism. There have only been a few instances, mostly in more recent episodes, when Mr. Garrison has been portrayed as more competent as of a teacher taught a normal subject for a Fourth Grade class (many instances being after his sex change to a woman and back to a man), mostly Times Tables. Yet he goes about it by insulting the kids when they get an answer wrong, which is often. It is possible that Mr. Garrison teaches the students more about pop culture because he himself does not know a lot about the school curriculum, or just doesn't pay attention to it.
One of Mr. Garrison's common personality traits since giving up Mr. Hat is how his aggressive behavior now causes him to take things to the extremes. When he came out as gay, he began performing extremely vulgar homosexual acts with Mr. Slave. Of course, part of this was most likely because of the fact he wanted to get fired in order to sue the school. However, after becoming a woman, he became obsessed with declaring how much of a woman he was in the loudest and again most vulgar way. For example, he once shouted loudly to other women about how wonderful it was to have a period. Later, when Mrs. Garrison begins a brief relationship with Richard Dawkins, she gives up her religious faith due to the fact the Dawkins found her attractive and then became obnoxiously vocal about Atheism to the point of being fanatical. The same held true for when Mrs. Garrison decided to become a lesbian following a one-night stand with another woman. Following the encounter, Mrs. Garrison began to sexually harass all the women at the local lesbian bar and became obsessed with the idea of having random sex with women. These extreme shifts and stances of belief mixed with his already aggressive behavior make it to where Garrison is often verbally abusive to any and all who disagree with him. All of this suggests that he is an extreme narcissist.
Due to the fact that Mr. Garrison has had both male and female relationships during the course of the series, it is now unclear whether or not he can or should still be considered gay, but rather pansexual. Since Garrison's last relationship was lesbian in nature prior to returning to being a male, it has not been made clear what Garrison's current orientation is. It was once implied during earlier episodes that Garrison might have had sex with Cartman's pet pig 'Fluffy', meaning he may also enjoy bestiality. In addition, "Jakovasaurs" also suggests that same idea when the people are watching the Jakovasaur and Garrison suggests that they let him keep the Jakovasaur. They replied that he once found a bird that he kept at his house to keep it alive, but he ended up having sex with it, to which Garrison replies that the bird was a total slut and then he tells everyone who didn't have sex with the bird to raise their hands and everyone raises their hands (a reference to "Cartman's Mom is a Dirty Slut").
Perhaps the most appropriate description of his orientation is in "The Death Camp of Tolerance", when Chef states that there is a big difference between being gay and being Mr. Garrison, suggesting that he believes Mr. Garrison is a pervert. Mr. Garrison may also be a pedophile, as he was shown attempting to "hook up" with young boys in "Cartman Joins NAMBLA".
Since returning to male gender in Season Twelve, Mr. Garrison's behavior as of lad has been shown to be less eccentric than before, having been involved in no acts of deviant sexual behavior, outrageous outbursts, or psychotic episodes. Instead, he's behaved more or less like a responsible and sane teacher. The closest exceptions to this has been when he offered up his students as hostages in "Super Fun Time" and being afraid (along with all the other Republican members of South Park) that it was the end of the world after Barack Obama was elected president in "About Last Night..."
But his weird behavior returned in the Season 19 episode, "Where My Country Gone?," he is fired from his teaching job after he verbally bashes South Park's many Canadian immigrants. He begins a political campaign to get rid of all the Canadians by "fucking them all to death." After traveling to Canada and doing this to the Canadian president, he decides to go to Washington, D.C. to run for President, with Caitlyn Jenner as his running mate possibly because they are both transsexuals.
Mr. Hat, Mr. Twig, and Mr. SlaveThroughout the seasons, Mr. Garrison has had three teaching assistants. The first of these was Mr. Hat. It was through this puppet that Mr. Garrison channeled deep emotions through him he was afraid to show, like the fact he was gay. Mr. Garrison would use Mr. Hat to voice things he himself would never have said at the beginning of the show. Mr. Hat was gay and racist, according to Mr. Garrison, who he himself denied being. Mr. Hat was able to do things without the help of Mr. Garrison, which makes many people wonder if Mr. Hat does have a mind of his own. Some of those instances are when Mr. Hat drove a car through a prison wall to rescue Mr. Garrison and Chef and he has blinked and moved his eyes around a few times. Mr. Garrison had a debate with Mr. Hat about whether or not to go to a KKK meeting and when Mr. Garrison refused, Mr. Hat disappeared from the room. He has also shown he has had Mr. Hat since he was a young boy.
Mr. Garrison replaced Mr. Hat with a new hand puppet, Mr. Twig. Mr. Twig is a twig wearing the same shirt as Mr. Hat and spoke in the same voice until his final episode, where he spoke in a French accent (although since Mr. Twig's final speech to Mr. Garrison was romantic in nature, it may have been simply a joke). Mr. Garrison's students did not receive Mr. Twig well and wanted Mr. Hat back. Mr. Garrison insisted Mr. Hat would never be coming back. In the episode "Chef Aid", Mr. Twig kept on ending up in unfortunate accidents. Mr. Garrison soon discovered they were being caused by Mr. Hat, who wanted him to take him back. At the end of the episode, Mr. Twig helped Garrison realize that Mr. Hat was the best choice and Mr. Garrison discarded him and Mr. Twig has not been seen since.
Recently in the episode "200", Mr. Garrison is forced by Eric Cartman and his hand-turned-con-artist-puppet Mitch Conner to pull Mr. Hat out of storage, so as to reveal the truth about his father who until recently was believed to be Cartman's mother, Liane Cartman. Garrison is initially dismissive of using the old puppet, saying he no longer needed it. However Mitch greets Mr. Hat, claiming they are old friends and war buddies and as the conversation between Mr. Garrison, Cartman, and Mitch progresses, Garrison seems to regress back to talk with and to Mr. Hat as if the puppet is alive.
Mr. Garrison has committed numerous misdemeanors and felonies throughout the series.
- Assault: In "D-Yikes!", she attacks the Persian representative sent to the Les-Bos lesbian bar to negotiate by kicking him in the groin.
- Attempted Murder: In "Weight Gain 4000", he attempts to kill Kathie Lee Gifford during her visit to South Park out of revenge for her humiliating him in a talent show as children. Despite attempts by Stan and Wendy to talk him down, he shoots at Mrs. Gifford, only to accidentally hit Kenny instead.
- Escaping from Jail: In "Chef Aid", he, along with Chef, escapes from Officer Barbrady's cell after Mr. Hat manages to break down the wall with a car.
- Kidnapping/False Imprisonment: In "Truth and Advertising", he, along with Caitlyn Jenner and Principal Victoria, kidnap and interrogate Randy Marsh on what has happened to the town since they left.
- Murder: In "Weight Gain 4000", he accidentally kills Kenny during his assassination attempt on Kathie Lee Gifford.
- Arson: In "Something Wall-Mart This Way Comes", he burns down 2 stores: Wall-Mart and Jim's Drugs.
- Murder-Rape: In "Where My Country Gone?", he rapes the Canadian President to death.
- Soliciting Sex from a Minor/Pedophilia: In "Cartman Joins NAMBLA", he attempts to solicit sex from young children via the internet. He meets up with Cartman at the docks and is arrested in an FBI sting operation. As a result, he temporarily loses his job as a teacher.
- (Alleged) Bestiality: Implied to have had sex with Cartman's pet pig and a pigeon in the episodes "An Elephant Makes Love to a Pig" and "Jakovasaurs".
Mr. Garrison has had both male and female relationships before, during and after his sex change, because of this it's unclear what his sexuality is, it is likely that he is bisexual or pansexual.
Mr. Garrison starts dating Mr. Slave in "The Death Camp of Tolerance", this relationship lasted until his sex change operation. They had a falling out in "Follow That Egg!", where Mr. (at the time, Ms.) Garrison tried to sabotage Mr. Slave's and Big Gay Al's wedding. Its hinted in "Not Funny" that Garrison might still have some feelings for Slave.
Richard Dawkins was Ms. Garrison's first boyfriend since the sex change operation. This relationship was formed in "Go God Go" when Richard asks her on a date. He also successfully "converted" her to Atheism though this was probably just said because she was afraid to lose the first man who has found her attractive, in the future they get married and rid the world of religion, however thanks to Eric Cartman who uses the time phone in "Go God Go XII" to contact Mr. Garrison he reveals to Richard the truth about the sex change operation and doing so proceeds Richard to break up with her and runs out of the house in disgust.
Allison was one of the women who Ms. Garrison experimented with in "D-Yikes!" and officially made her a lesbian, it is unclear if they were dating or just friends with benefits, however after the events of the episode it may be clear that they never spoke again.
Mr. Garrison doesn't have many interactions with the boys outside his role of teacher, he usually shows annoyance toward them and frequently talks to them in a very vulgar way. Sometimes however they can show sympathy toward each other. In "An Elephant Makes Love to a Pig", he shows concerns for Stan when he saw that he has a black eye, thinking that his parents beat him but when Stan is explaining to him that it was caused by his sister, Mr. Garrison loses any worries and get mad at Stan for "making him wasting his time". In "The Succubus", he explains to the boys that Veronica is a succubus and how she can be defeated. Mr. Garrison is also invited at Cartman's house to look at his seamen in "The Simpsons Already Did It".
- Garrison's sexual orientation remains ambiguous since his multiple sex-change operations. Forming relationships with both men and women, he is shown having a preference for both sexes.
- He may or may not have had sexual intercourse with Stephen Stotch, as both of them were revealed to be regular visitors to The White Swallow bathhouse in "Butters' Very Own Episode", however this could have been where he met Mr. Slave.
- He is probably fond of bestiality, as it was implied in "An Elephant Makes Love to a Pig" and "Jakovasaurs", that he has had sex with a pigeon and Cartman's pet pig.
- Mr. Garrison appears to be quite fond of Kenny, as in the episode "Best Friends Forever" he is seen trying to bring food to Kenny in the hospital but gets arrested.
- Mr. Hat is known to be a racist, member of KKK, in "Chef Goes Nanners" and Mr. Garrison stays out of the KKK and apologizes to an irate Chef for Mr. Hat's involvement. However, in "Here Comes the Neighborhood" Garrison seems to be racist as well. He is also spotted during town meetings suggesting to get rid of all the Mexicans as shown in "Mr. Hankey, the Christmas Poo" and "It's Christmas in Canada".
- When Mr. Garrison shows off his new boobs in "Mr. Garrison's Fancy New Vagina", while grotesque looking, they are more or less equal in shape and size. However, in "Go God Go", when he reveals them again, they are even more misshapen, with one being notably smaller than the other. This may be due to one of them being damaged in "Two Days Before the Day After Tomorrow".
- Mr. Garrison carries a gun with him to class, it is unknown why and it also unknown why he didn't use it when his whole class was held hostage in Pioneer Village in "Super Fun Time", although it could have been confiscated by the staff at school, the robbers, or he may have simply forgotten to bring it.
- Despite his sex-change and several seasons as a woman, Garrison was often addressed as "Mr." rather than "Mrs." by many of the students and even his colleagues in class.
- Mr. Garrison is also one of only two teachers at South Park Elementary (the other being Mr. Mackey) who have been fired from the school but later returned.
- In the episode "Cherokee Hair Tampons", his name that appears on the cover of his best-selling book is Ethan P. Garrison, a possible pen-name.
- Mr. Garrison seems to get some of his more bizarre worldviews from his mother. When he returns home in "World Wide Recorder Concert", his mother encourages his father to molest him (both she and her son see it as a sign of love) and is distraught upon hearing from Garrison that her husband never molested Garrison as a child. Mr. Garrison also seems to have inherited his mother's appearance more than his father's.
- Before being a teacher, he was going to be an engineer. He studied mechanical engineering at university and in "World Wide Recorder Concert" his father's gas station sign reads "Garrison and
Son". How he came to leave his father's business and teach in Colorado has not yet been revealed. This also implies that he is an only child.
- Mr. Garrison invented IT, a high-speed vehicle that he built to put airplane companies out of business, but his business was shut down by the government due to airports losing money.
- It is revealed in "The Entity" that Mr. Garrison is left handed.
- His relationship with Mr. Hat was very similar to The Ventriloquist and Scarface from the Batman series. The reason is that they both had a puppet that they claim to have a mind of its own, they both wear glasses, and they forced the owners to kill people.
- Even outside of school, he is still referred to by his teacher name, "Mr. Garrison", rather than his first name "Herbert".
- "Cartman Gets an Anal Probe"- Debut appearance. Denies Kyle's request to leave the classroom.
- "Weight Gain 4000" - Attempts to kill Kathie Lee Gifford because he lost to her in a school talent show as a child.
- "Big Gay Al's Big Gay Boat Ride"
- "An Elephant Makes Love to a Pig" - Gives his class science projects and is angry at Stan when his clone beats him. Later, he is seen talking to the Marsh parents.
- "Death" - Protests for Terrance and Phillip to be taken off the air and gets explosive diarrhea from Kenny.
- "Starvin' Marvin" - Wonders how the boys got an African boy.
- "Mr. Hankey, The Christmas Poo" - Suggests that the town gets rid of all the Mexicans, which Mayor McDaniels denies.
- "Damien" - At first bets his money on Jesus, but changes it to Satan when he finds out that Jesus weighs far more than Satan.
- "Tom's Rhinoplasty" - Quits his job as a teacher to get a nose job.
- "Mecha-Streisand" - Sleeps on his class' field trip.
- "Cartman's Mom is a Dirty Slut" - One of Eric Cartman's potential fathers and admits to making love to Liane Cartman at the drunken barn dance.
- "Cartman's Mom is Still a Dirty Slut"
- "Chickenlover" - Gives Cartman an F for his book report.
- "Ike's Wee Wee" - Takes drugs Mr. Mackey hands out in class.
- "Conjoined Fetus Lady" (cameo)
- "The Mexican Staring Frog of Southern Sri Lanka" - Gives the boys an F- for their report and detention for Jimbo's story.
- "City on the Edge of Forever (Flashbacks)" - Seen in the "Weight Gain 4000" flashback.
- "Summer Sucks" - Upset about Mr. Hat's departure.
- "Chef's Chocolate Salty Balls"
- "Chickenpox" - When everyone gets chickenpox, he asks them to write essays.
- "Roger Ebert Should Lay off the Fatty Foods" - Takes his class on a field trip.
- "Clubhouses" - Sends Stan to Mr. Mackey's office for passing a note in class.
- "Cow Days" - Complains about the rides at the carnival.
- "Chef Aid"
- "Gnomes" - Gives his class a report on current events and assigns them to groups.
- "Rainforest Shmainforest" - Sends The Boys to Mr. Mackey's office for being rude to the Getting Gay With Kids choir.
- "Spontaneous Combustion" - Randy Marsh asks him to help him, but he claims to not know him.
- "The Succubus" - The Boys ask him for advice and goes to Chef wedding.
- "Jakovasaurs" - Volunteers to take care of the Jakovasaur that The Boys found in the forest.
- "South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut"
- "Sexual Harassment Panda"
- "Two Guys Naked in a Hot Tub" - Seen at the meteor shower party.
- "Korn's Groovy Pirate Ghost Mystery"
- "Chinpokomon" - Tells Mayor McDaniels that he cannot teach his class due to the Chinpokomon toys.
- "Hooked on Monkey Fonics" - Eric Cartman tries to answer questions, but Mr. Garrison denies him due to him never knowing the right answer.
- "Starvin' Marvin in Space" - Seen teaching class until the FBI comes in and removes the The Boys.
- "The Red Badge of Gayness" - Part of the civil; war reenactment.
- "Mr. Hankey's Christmas Classics" - Sings a song named Merry Fucking Christmas.
- "Are You There God? It's Me, Jesus" - Tells Jesus that he want to hear something new for the New Year.
- "World Wide Recorder Concert" - Goes to visit his parents and questions his father as to why he did not sexually abuse him.
- "Timmy 2000"
- "Cartman Joins NAMBLA" - Arrested after a sexual encounter with Cartman.
- "Cherokee Hair Tampons" - Advised by Mr. Mackey to write a novel after he loses his job as a teacher.
- "Chef Goes Nanners"
- "Do the Handicapped Go to Hell?"
- "Fourth Grade" - Ms. Choksondik goes to him for advice on how to teach his old students and later tries to get his job back as a third grade teacher, but instead becomes a kindergarten teacher.
- "Trapper Keeper" - First seen as a kindergarten teacher.
- "Helen Keller! The Musical" - Seen watching the play.
- "Fat Camp" - Seen at the meeting about Cartman's weight and states he is there because wanted to see the look on Cartman's face.
- "It Hits the Fan" - Talks to the kindergartners about the word "shit".
- "Cripple Fight" (cameo) - Seen in the crowd while Jimmy tells jokes.
- "Terrance and Phillip: Behind the Blow" - Seen watching Terrance and Phillip: Behind the Blow.
- "Cartmanland" - Tells Cartman that he should keep his money in the bank.
- "Proper Condom Use" - Teaches his kindergartner class sexual education.
- "Towelie" - Seen taking a shower, when the military comes in to shoot his towel.
- "How to Eat with Your Butt"
- "The Entity" - Designs a vehicle named IT due to airline people being lazy.
- "Here Comes the Neighborhood" - Works with other male adults in South Park to get rid of the rich people.
- "Kenny Dies" - Is the minister at Kenny's funeral.
- "Butters' Very Own Episode" (heard, but not seen) - He can be heard in the steam room.
- "Jared Has Aides" - Seen in the angry mob chasing Jared Fogle.
- "The New Terrance and Phillip Movie Trailer" - Seen in Skeeter's Bar and Cocktails, when the boys come in the bar to watch The Terrance and Phillip Movie Trailer.
- "The Simpsons Already Did It" - Ask Butters if he has seen Mr. Hat and is later at Cartman's showing him the sea-people.
- "A Ladder to Heaven" - States that a ladder to heaven is "fucking stupid".
- "The Death Camp of Tolerance" - Tries to get fired for being gay, but is not successful. The principal later sends him and Mr. Slave to the "Death Camp of Tolerance".
- "Red Sleigh Down" - Seen in the crowd.
- "Toilet Paper" - Gets his student to do a report on the founding fathers.
- "I'm a Little Bit Country" - Gives his class a report on the founding fathers.
- "Fat Butt and Pancake Head" - Seen when Cartman is giving his speech, tells Butters to pay attention and goes outside to see Jennifer Lopez.
- "Lil' Crime Stoppers"
- "Red Man's Greed" - He along with the of the town is forced to move out of South Park (Location) due to the Native Americans building their casino.
- "South Park is Gay!" - Upset about the metrosexual fed in South Park and goes to New York City to kill the Queer Eye for the Straight Guy people.
- "Grey Dawn"
- "All About Mormons" - Introduces Gary Harrison as a new member their his classroom.
- "Butt Out" - Tells Rob Reiner to butt out.
- "It's Christmas in Canada" - Once again suggests getting rid of all the Mexicans.
- "Good Times with Weapons" - Angry about Eric Cartman walking nude in the stage.
- "You Got F'd in the A"
- "AWESOM-O" (cameo) - Seen laughing at a video of Cartman dancing with a Justin Timberlake doll.
- "The Jeffersons" (cameo)
- "Goobacks" - Teaches his class to future language.
- "Douche and Turd" - Is the one who finds that the PETA members have been murdered.
- "Something Wall-Mart This Way Comes"
- "Pre-School" (In flashback) - Seen in the crowd, when Miss Claridge is being carried into an ambulance.
- "Quest for Ratings" - Seen buying cough medicine with Mr. Slave.
- "Stupid Spoiled Whore Video Playset"
- "Woodland Critter Christmas" - Tells Cartman to stop telling his Christmas story due to it being anti-Semitic.
- "Mr. Garrison's Fancy New Vagina" - Becomes female in this episode.
- "Die Hippie, Die" - Waves goodbye to Eric Cartman, Linda Stotch, Randy Marsh and Chef, they leave to drill through hippies.
- "Best Friends Forever" - Attempts to bring food to Kenny, but gets arrested for it.
- "Erection Day" - Narrates the school talent show.
- "Two Days Before the Day After Tomorrow" - Seen with damaged breasts.
- "Marjorine" - Welcomes Butters disguised as a girl named Marjorine.
- "Follow That Egg!" - Tries to stop the wedding between Big Gay Al and Mr. Slave, but is unsuccessful.
- "Ginger Kids"
- "Bloody Mary" - Invites Randy Marsh to talk about his drunk driving.
- "The Return of Chef" - Seen at Chef's funeral.
- "Smug Alert!" - Buys a Hybird car with along with everyone else in South Park (Location).
- "Cartoon Wars Part I" - Does Muslim-Sensitivity Training with her class.
- "ManBearPig" (cameo) - Seen at the assembly about manbearpig.
- "Mystery of the Urinal Deuce"
- "Go God Go"
- "Go God Go XII"
- "Cartman Sucks" - Asks Cartman about the photo involving him and Butters.
- "Lice Capades" - Tells the class that everybody had lice in their hair.
- "The Snuke" - Tells Cartman that not all Muslim people are terrorists.
- "D-Yikes!" - Becomes a lesbian in this episode and works together with other lesbians in order to prevent the lesbian bar from shutting down.
- "Le Petit Tourette" - Unable to teach her class due to Eric Cartman's frequent cursing.
- "The List" (cameo)
- "Tonsil Trouble" (cameo)
- "Britney's New Look" - Seen taking photos of Britney Spears, along with many other people.
- "Major Boobage" - Seen in class at the beginning of the episode.
- "Eek, A Penis!" - Returns to male as of this episode.
- "Over Logging"
- "Super Fun Time" - He and his class are held hostage.
- "Breast Cancer Show Ever" - Asks Cartman to stop being offensive to Wendy's speech about breast cancer and gives Cartman a detention for crapping on his desk.
- "Pandemic 2: The Startling"
- "About Last Night..." - Seen as a supporter of John McCain.
- "Elementary School Musical"
- "The Ring" (cameo) - Seen at Kenny's funeral.
- "The Coon" - Seen in the crowd and realizes that someone from his class is Mysterion.
- "Margaritaville" - The townspeople throw squirrels at him.
- "Eat, Pray, Queef" - Seen singing along with other men in South Park (Location).
- "Pinewood Derby"
- "Butters' Bottom Bitch"
- "The F Word"
- "Dances with Smurfs" (cameo) - Seen in class.
- "Sexual Healing"
- "The Tale of Scrotie McBoogerballs"
- "You Have 0 Friends"
- "It's a Jersey Thing"
- "Royal Pudding" - Seen teaching his class until Mr. Mackey comes in.
- "Ass Burgers" - Seen teaching his class.
- "Bass to Mouth"
- "1%" (cameo) - Seen during the school assembly.
- "A History Channel Thanksgiving" - Gives his class a history report on Thanksgiving.
- "Reverse Cowgirl"
- "Cartman Finds Love"
- "A Nightmare on Face Time"
- "A Scause For Applause"
- "Informative Murder Porn"
- "World War Zimmerman"
- "Taming Strange"
- "The Hobbit"
- "Gluten Free Ebola" - Bothered by Mr. Mackey talking about being gluten-free.
- "The Cissy" - Explains transgenderism to Principal Victoria and Mr. Mackey.
- "The Magic Bush"
- "Cock Magic"
- "REHASH" - Confused about CartmanBrah.
- "Stunning and Brave" - Mentions the time he was a lesbian.
- "Where My Country Gone?" - Mr. Garrison is fired from his job as a teacher for his racist remark at the Canadian students and runs for president of the United States.
- "Sponsored Content" - Seen at his presidential campaign, greeted by Principal Victoria and travels back to South Park to stop the town fate ending.
- "Truth and Advertising" - Arrives back in South Park and see the changes to the town, he also kidnaps Randy Marsh with Principal Victoria and Caitlyn Jenner.
- "PC Principal Final Justice"
- "Member Berries"
- "The Damned" - Tries unsuccessfully to get people to vote for Hillary Clinton.
- "Douche and a Danish" - Tries to run away from his campaign, and participates in the Memberberries addiction group.
- "Fort Collins" - Seen delivering a speech imploring voters to vote for Hillary Clinton after he and Randy Marsh attempt to destroy the Memberberries.
- "Oh, Jeez" - "Infected" with Memberberries, he accepts his Presidential victory and spreads the infection to Randy via Caitlyn Jenner.
- "Members Only"
- "Not Funny" - Seen being "tricked" into bombing Denmark by Mr. Slave and then not to by Kyle Broflovski.
- "The End of Serialization as We Know It" - Seen at learning about online trolling and promising federal assistance to Kyle and his efforts against TrollTrace.com.
- "Put It Down" - Torments Tweek by sending tweets about him to antagonize North Korea.
- "Sons A Witches" - Butters and Stan call him to help get rid of the witch which is kidnapping children.
- "Doubling Down"
- "Splatty Tomato" - Returns to South Park to harass the kids, gets captured by Ike Broflovski and then escapes leaving his whereabouts unknown.
- "Bike Parade" - Makes a brief cameo at the end of the episode and is seen in handcuffs, implying that he was recaptured.
|South Park Elementary Staff|
|Richard Adler | Ms. Claridge | Mr. Derp | Mr. Garrett | Mr. Mackey | Mr. Meryl | Mrs. Nelson | Mrs. Streibel | Mr. Venezuela | Mr. Wyland | Mitchell | Pearl | Recess Supervisor | Girls' Volleyball Coach | P.C. Principal | Strong Woman|
|Chef | Mr. Conners | Ms. Choksondik | Ms. Crabtree | Ms. Ellen | Mr. Garrison | Mr. Marsh | Mr. Slave | Ms. Stevenson | Principal Victoria|
| Canadian President • CartmanBrah • Charles Kincade • Freja Ollegard • Herbert Garrison • Katherine and Katie Queef • Richard Stamos • Santa Claus • Stephen Abootman • Terrance and Phillip • The Ghetto Avenue Boys|
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