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Hells Pass Hospital is a hospital in the animated TV Show South Park, it appears to be the only hospital serving South Park. Those who work at Hell's Pass hospital include a few doctors, as well as a few nurses.
The hospital is often portrayed as sub-par; the doctors employed seem to be skilled only in the most basic of medical care practices, with most patients surviving mainly on luck or due to outside developments or circumstances. For example, Kyle Broflovski regains his will to live after seeing Eric Cartman miserable in "Cartmanland". The hospital has also been shown to have employed an armless nurse in "Cartman's Mom is Still a Dirty Slut". In "Tonsil Trouble", it is implied, due to a botched transfusion, that they don't keep donor blood and infected test specimens separate, though it could also be general incompetence.
- "Cartman's Mom is Still a Dirty Slut" - Chef takes Dr. Mephesto to the hospital with the boys and Kenny sacrifices himself to save him.
- "Chickenpox" - Shelly Marsh, Stan Marsh, Kenny McCormick and Eric Cartman end up in the hospital after catching chickenpox.
- South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut - Kenny dies here again.
- "Cartman Joins NAMBLA" - Mrs. McCormick and Stuart McCormick give birth to a 'new' Kenny.
- "Cartmanland"- Kyle ends up in the hospital after popping his hemorrhoid on a barbed fence while along with Stan, trying to sneak into Cartman's theme park.
- "Kenny Dies" - This is where Kenny dies.
- "I'm a Little Bit Country" - Cartman goes here after he tries to get to the 1700's.
- "The Biggest Douche in the Universe" - Cartman is hospitalized because of Kenny's soul being in him, leading to his "time" running out.
- "Good Times with Weapons" - Butters walks to the hospital to get the ninja star out of his eye. Unfortunately, the doctor falls for his dog costume and Butters gets sent to the vet.
- "Cartman's Incredible Gift" - Kyle and Cartman both go here after falling off the roofs of their homes.
- "Best Friends Forever" - Place where Kenny is being kept vegetated and where legal debate over whether Kenny should be vegetated or killed.
- "Stanley's Cup" - Nelson Brown stays here.
- "Tonsil Trouble" - Cartman gets infected with AIDS while having his tonsils removed.
- "About Last Night..." - Where numerous Obama supporters were treated for crazy partying, and where McCain supporters were treated for being suicidal.
- "A Nightmare on Face Time"- Stan's iPad is taken there after it was attacked by The Redbox Killers.
- "Obama Wins!" - Butters is taken here after an allergic reaction to almonds. Cartman visits him in the hospital later that night to give him more.
- "Grounded Vindaloop" - Butters is taken there after being stabbed by a hooker.
South Park Let's Go Tower Defense Play
Hells Pass Hospital serves as a level in the game where the player can use Firey-Works Towers against Woodland Critters and 6th graders. Jimmy is unlocked upon this level's completion.
- Its name is ironic, implying that all patients have a "pass to Hell". Most people would hope for a hospital to prevent death as opposed to guaranteeing it.
- Every time someone is in the hospital, their health chart at the foot of their bed is shown to be plummeting to nothing, no matter what their condition is.