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The HUMANCENTiPAD consists of Junichi Takiyama, Kyle, and an unnamed woman. They became the HUMANCENTiPAD (even though they didn't want to) because they didn't read iTunes' Terms and Conditions. This was because Junichi couldn't read English, Kyle thought nobody read the Terms and Conditions, and the woman didn't have enough time to read it and was in a hurry.


The HUMANCENTiPAD consists of Junichi Takiyama, Kyle, and an unnamed woman surgically attached mouth-to-anus. There is an iPad attached to the woman's butt, and an iPhone attached to Junichi Takiyama's forehead. Junichi Takiyama and the unnamed woman wear knee pads, while Kyle is attached is in the air, held up by his lips, anus, and presumably elastic, fabric. The people that the HUMANCENTiPAD is "made of" are almost completely naked, only wearing underwear and fabric wrapped around the lower portion of their heads.


  • The HUMANCENTiPAD is a reference to the 2009 horror film "The Human Centipede", where a doctor surgically attaches three people mouth-to-anus.

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