"German Dance" is a song Eric Cartman sings to Chef in the Season Two episode, "Chef Aid".


Eric Cartman performs this song and dance for Chef, while the boys are trying to console him after he loses the lawsuit over the copyright of his song "Stinky Britches". Mr. Big Record Producer is shown taking all of Chef's belongings in payment of the two million dollars he now owes.



I will do the German dance for you
It's fun and gay and tra-la-la
I hope you will enjoy my dance
Fiddle-e-aye, fiddle-e-aye ay
Would you like some sauerkraut, German boy, German boy?
Yes, I'd like some sauerkraut..