General Plymkin is a fat, bald US Army Officer who was in charge of planning and carrying out the assault on Canada. He has made two appearances, one in South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut and another in "Osama Bin Laden Has Farty Pants".
General Plymkin is very racist and uses black soldiers to protect the tanks and planes by strapping them to the sides of the vehicles. The way in which he briefed the troops parodied that of the briefing scene in Return of the Jedi. This plan fails when Chef rallies the black troops out of harms way when the Canadians attack, leaving "Operation Get Behind The Darkies" all dead.
He wears a dark green jacket with two pockets, his ribbons and his rank on it. Underneath that he wears a white shirt and a tie. His trousers are also dark green and he has black shoes. One of his most notable traits is the fact he always has a cigar in his mouth, a notable stereotype of soldiers.
- South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut
- "Osama bin Laden Has Farty Pants" - Shows him as the commander of the U.S. Troops deployed in Afghanistan to save the goat Stevie Nicks.