|Voiced by||Trey Parker|
|First||"Red Hot Catholic Love"|
Gelgameks are an alien species and represent the Roman Catholic Church on their planet. They are seen at the Vatican protesting Priest Maxi's request to change the Holy Law to stop molesting little boys in "Red Hot Catholic Love".
The Gelgameks look like toads with green slimy skin and large eyes. The Gelgamek bishop claims the Gelgamek vagina is three feet wide and filled with razor-sharp teeth. This is the reason Gelgameks do not want to give up molesting boys.
- Gelgamek Bishop:"Yes, and speaking on behalf of the Gelgamek Catholics, I believe we should move on to other solutions to this problem." from "Red Hot Catholic Love".
- Gelgamek Bishop:"The Gelgamek vagina is three feet wide and filled with razor-sharp teeth. Do you really expect us to have sex with them?" from "Red Hot Catholic Love".
- Gelgameks were mentioned in "Cancelled" by Najix as being the focus of a reality show called Who Wants To Marry A Gelgamek?.