Eric Cartman and Alana Thompson proceed to 'sketti-wrestle' on a large area covered in spaghetti. As James Cameron raises the bar, Stan Marsh and Kyle Broflovski contemplate their situation. More and more, people begin to leave the event, thinking of the contest as being nothing more than garbage.
The bar being raised even more, Michelle stops the 'sketti-wrestling' and declares that she'd dedicate her administration to fighting childhood obesity. She then punches Eric Cartman and destroys his scooter.