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The South Park Cows' Logo.

There are several sports teams in South Park Elementary. It is assumed that they all fall under the "South Park Cows" moniker.

Basketball[]

South Park Elementary's basketball team was first seen in "Elementary School Musical". They practice during recess and are coached by Mr. Garrett. They wear jerseys that have "COWS" printed in gray near the neck, as well as a pattern resembling a white, black-patched, cow's fur. The team consisted of Bridon, Kevin, Clyde, Bill, Tolkien, Bradley, Jason, Francis, and additional background characters.

The team reappeared in "Butterballs", taking part in Stan's anti-bullying video, with the unamed members appearing in the gymnasium.

Cheerleading Squad[]

South Park Elementary's cheerleading squad was first seen in "Douche and Turd", in which they wore white and green cheerleading uniforms with the South Park Cows logo near the uniform's center, with a pom in each girl's hair. In this appearance, they were comprised of Bebe Stevens, Red, Mandy, Annie Knitts, Heidi Turner and Esther.

They reappeared in "Butterballs" with updated green-trimmed, black and white uniforms, with Bebe, Heidi, and Lola are seen in uniform alongside several unnamed characters.

In "Cartman Finds Love", Nichole Daniels joins the cheerleaders at practice, alongside Bebe, Heidi, Red, Lola, Jenny Simons and Wendy.

When they reappear in "The Hobbit", the team captain is revealed to be Wendy Testaburger, with Bebe, Red, Heidi, Annie, Lola, Nichole, and newcomer Lisa Berger as fellow cheerleaders. They are insecure about their images and learn to edit their photos to look more attractive but rely on unrealistic body standards.

Volleyball[]

The girls' volleyball team first appears in "Cock Magic" where the team members try to advertise for more people to attend the games, which many of the male students make fun of. They are coached by the girls' volleyball coach and Wendy Testaburger is revealed to be the team's captain, with the players including several new unnamed characters, as well as Bebe Stevens and Red McArthur. The girls' volleyball team normally trains at the gym.

They reappear in "Member Berries", when the female members of the team decide to sit out in protest of Skankhunt42's trolling the school message board. Nichole Daniels, Heidi Turner, Meagan Ridley and Red McArthur are now on the team here.

In "Wieners Out", a majority of male students at the volleyball game join Butters' "Wieners Out" movement to express their attitude against the gender the team represents.

Dodgeball[]

The dodgeball team appears in "Conjoined Fetus Lady" coached by Jerome "Chef" McElroy, where they won the World Championship in Dodgeball after defeating the Chinese team. The team members wore green jerseys with the South Park Cows insignia near the left sleeve. Among the team were The Boys, Pip Pirrip, Clyde Donovan, Butters Stotch, Kevin Stoley, Bebe Stevens, DogPoo Petuski, Tolkien Black, Annie Knitts, Bill Allen, Fosse McDonald, Terrance Mephesto, and Red McArthur. Pip displayed a particular skill in the sport when he was accused of being French, which helped to win the championship.

Football[]

South Park Elementary's football team was first seen in "Big Gay Al's Big Gay Boat Ride". They wear a green jersey, red sleeves, and gray, green-striped helmets with the South Park Cows logo on the sides. The known members were the boys, Pip Pirrip, Tolkien Black, Clyde, Kevin Stoley, Bill, and Fosse.

A new football team made up of unnamed background characters appeared in "Butterballs" while Stan was singing.

Sarcastaball[]

South Park Elementary's Sarcastaball team was seen in "Sarcastaball". At a PTA meeting, Randy Marsh sarcastically suggests altering the school's football rules to force the players to hug each other, wear bras and tinfoil hats instead of helmets over their football uniforms and became the coach, the team. It therefore seems the Sarcastaball team is based on the former Football team.

The team consists of Randy Marsh as the coach with Stan Marsh, Kyle Broflovski, Eric Cartman, Butters Stotch, Craig Tucker, Tolkien Black, Clyde Donovan, Kenny McCormick, Jason White, DogPoo Petuski and Kevin Stoley playing. Jimmy Valmer, Louis, Nate are also seen in the locker room but not on the field.

Little League Baseball[]

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South Park's Little League baseball team.

Main article: South Park Little League Baseball Team

The South Park Little League Baseball Team first appears in "Child Abduction is Not Funny" when the team plays a game against nobody due the town building a wall to keep out outsiders. They are referred to as the 'Cows' once, but do not appear to be affiliated with the school and are instead encouraged by their parents, who drink and relax. Jimbo Kern serves as the umpire. Here, the kids wear blue uniforms, as do Randy Marsh and Richard Tweak.

The team appears more prominently in "The Losing Edge", with new red-and-white uniforms with red baseball caps. They are again encouraged to play by their families, with the parents enjoying drinking during the games, and Randy enjoying baseball fights. The boys decide they don't want to spend their whole summer playing baseball after winning all of the local games, so they attempted to lose all their playoff games; a feat that was much harder than initially anticipated. The team is coached by Stephen Stotch

The team's players include Eric Cartman, Stan Marsh, Kyle Broflovski, Kenny McCormick, Butters Stotch, Jimmy Valmer, Craig Tucker, Tolkien Black, Clyde Donovan, Tweek Tweak, Kevin Stoley, Francis and briefly Kyle Schwartz.

In both appearances, the parents take the kids to Whistlin' Willy's for pizza after a game, though it was under a different name in the former episode.

Soccer[]

The soccer team is first seen in "The Ungroundable" with various unnamed background characters playing on a field by South Park Elementary's parking lot behind the school. The team members wore dark orange exercise shirts with black sleeves and black exercise pants. They twice accidentally throw their ball towards the Goth Kids and refer to them incorrectly to their annoyance.

The boys are first seen practicing on the soccer team in "Medicinal Fried Chicken" with an unnamed coach and the same uniforms, now playing outside the Park County Community Center. The members consisted of The Boys (Cartman never actually does the workouts and only shows up for the KFC chicken after practice), Tolkien Black, Clyde Donovan and several unnamed boys from the previous appearance.

The team makes another appearance in the Season Twenty-Two episode "Buddha Box". This time, the team members wear white shirts with "COWS" printed in black, along with black sleeves and black pants. The team consists of the boys, with Eric Cartman as the goalkeeper, Tolkien Black, Tweek Tweak, Craig Tucker, Jason White, and an unnamed boy as the substitutes.

Swimming[]

A swim team was mentioned in "Butters' Bottom Bitch". Sally Darson is the only student confirmed to be on the team. They are also mentioned in "Black Friday".

In the episode "Broadway Bro Down", Stan Marsh, Eric Cartman, Kenny, Shelly Marsh, Clyde Donovan and many unnamed kids are waiting for Larry Feegan to jump off the diving board into the pool. Randy Marsh is shown as coach, wearing a uniform and being referred to as such by Cartman, though he ignores them. It is unknown if this is the swimming team.

Wrestling[]

The wrestling team was first seen in "W.T.F." and coached by Mr. Conners. They wore a gray wrestling uniform, which resembled long underwear, and protective headgear. It was disbanded by Principal Victoria after she discovered the so-called "Gay Porn" on Conners' iPhone. The former team consisted of the boys, Butters, Jimmy, and Tolkien, who quit after realizing it did not resemble the professional wrestling show they had recently seen.

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