Story Missions
| Name | Description | |
| The Battle for Kupa Keep | Your Kingdom is attacked by a bunch of heathens known as the Moors! They are too powerful for your soldiers, so you are the only hope of your realm, get out there and fight! | |
| Origins | The kids are now playing superheroes. In order to fit in again, you must ditch your crown and sword, and try to make the most epic backstory ever! | |
| Coonstagram | Head out and gain some followers on Coonstagram! | |
| Alternate Universes Collide | Help Human Kite destroy his evil alternate self. | |
| The Chains of Super Craig | Stripe is missing! Help Super Craig find him. | |
| Birth of a Coon Friend | Learn the basics of artifacts. | |
| Rise of the Fourthies | The Sixth Graders are torturing a cat at the Bus Stop. Do what every fourth grader dreams of doing, and teach them a lesson. | |
| Gotta Go Fast (Travel) | Make life easier by discovering the Fast Travel Flag at Main Street. | |
| Mosquito in a Honey Pot | In order to fill out the Kryptonite section on your character sheet, you must save Mosquito from the temptresses known as the Raisins Girls. | |
| A Touch of Faith | Talk with Father Maxi so he can help you face your fears. | |
| The Talk | Meet with Mr. Mackey to fill out the Sex/Gender section on your character sheet. | |
| The Burrito Whisperer | The Coon wants a taco, head over to Freeman's Tacos to get him one. | |
| Origins 2: New Beginnings | Get a second class and an updated origin story! | |
| Civil War | The Freedom Pals are invading main street. It's up to Coon and Friends to teach them a lesson, head over there and kick their asses! | |
| Homeward Bound | It's hometime! Go home and get to bed, ready for your first night quest. | |
| The Bowels of the Beast | In order to find Scrambles, you must infiltrate The Peppermint Hippo and confront The Girl with the Penis Tattoo. Only she has the answer. | |
| CLASSIfied | Go and see Classi for information on the cats. | |
| Alternate Universes Collide Again | Help Human Kite destroy his evil alternate self again. | |
| Microaggression Academy | Learn about microaggressions with PC Principal! | |
| Medicinal Fried Fiasco | Learn new fart powers to get Classi's medication. | |
| Operation: Just 'Cause | Sgt. Yates has news of a drug kingpin in town. Help him solve the case. | |
| The Talk 2: The Gendering | Return to Mr. Mackey for an advanced talk on your gender. | |
| Operation: Blind Justice | Sgt. Yates has more details into the drug kingpin. Go fight the real "kingpin". | |
| Origins 3: The Visitor | Relive your origin story again as you pick a new class. | |
| Civil War 2: Playtime's Over | The Freedom Pals are back, and they want revenge! | |
| Race Academy: First Class | Meet with PC Principal to fill out the Race/Ethnicity section on your character sheet. | |
| We Need a Tool | The Coon and Friends realise they need Toolshed in order to find the missing cat. | |
| Under Covers | Head home to bed, ready for tonight's mission! | |
| The Hundred Hands of Chaos | Go to U-STOR-IT and stop Professor Chaos once and for all! | |
| The Chaos Gambit | Gain the help of Professor Chaos in order to infiltrate the Freedom Pals. | |
| The Invitation | Meet Mitch Conner at SoDoSoPa. | |
| The Samaritan Agenda | Perform with Tupperware and Wonder Tweek at the South Park Senior Center. | |
| Origins 4: The Omega Prologue | Relive your origin story once again as you gain your fourth class. | |
| Heading Home | Go home after gaining your new class. | |
| Nocturnal Submission | Go to bed, ready for tonight's mission. | |
| The Thin White Line | Stop all the corrupt cops in order to get the cat. | |
| Freedom Calling | Head to the Freedom Pals base for some important news. | |
| To Catch a Coon | Solve Mitch Conner's riddles in order to find his location. | |
| The Many Asses of Dr. Mephesto | Meet Mephesto to find out about the missing cats. | |
| Farts of Future Past | Travel through time with your farts in order to stop Mitch Conner from becoming mayor. |
Side Missions
| Name | Description | |
| A Perky Predicament | Help Mosquito defeat the Raisins Girls! | |
| A Randy Mystery | Somebody's keying Randy's car! Find out who it is, and stop them. | |
| Always Bet on Chaos | Help Chaos get a loan for his minions! | |
| For Nippopolis |
Get a cheesing vial to obtain a new summon! | |
| Ghost Reconciler | Get Craig's laptop from Tweek. | |
| Peppermint Hippo Lost & Found | Find Jimbo 's wallet in The Peppermint Hippo . | |
| Raisins on a Rampage | Defeat 15 Raisins Girls. | |
| The Big Beatdown |
Save Ms. Cartman from the pimp and his hoes. | |
| Therapy Wars | ||
| Touch the Sky | ||
| Vigilante Marketing |
Help Ms. Cartman promote her tutoring service. | |
| (You Can) Call on Me | Help Call Girl defeat Crab People to fix her phone. |
Scavenger Hunts
| Name | Description | |
| Scavenger Hunt: Big Gay Al's Big Gay Cats |
Find all of Big Gay Al's cats. | |
| Scavenger Hunt: The Headshot Job |
Place all of Mr. Adams' headshots around town. | |
| Scavenger Hunt: The Yaoi Project |
Find all the Creek Yaoi art for Craig's dad. |
DLC Missions
| Name | Description | |
| From Dusk till Casa Bonita |
Help Mysterion rescue his sister from the Vamp Kids. | |
| Bring The Crunch |
Assist Fastpass as he searches for the missing counselors to save the camp of Lake Tardicaca. |
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