The poster for the talent show.
The South Park Elementary Talent Show is an event featured in the Season Nine episode "Erection Day".
Background[]
South Park Elementary hosts a student talent show every year, which Jimmy Valmer usually wins for his popular stand-up comedy routine. During the episode, Jimmy has issues with his body as uncontrollable erections cause him major embarrassment in public. Throughout the episode he searches for a cure for his problem so he can perform at the show.
The winner of the talent contest is rewarded a $100 gift certificate to any store in the South Park Mall.
Talent Show Acts[]
- Billy Turner plays an alto saxophone solo.
- An unnamed blonde-haired girl plays the piano while poorly singing Journey's "Open Arms".
- The Goth Kids play a song as a rock and roll band mocking the talent show but hope they win.
- Clark and Laura perform a magic act together.
- Butters Stotch sings his "I've Got Some Apples" song and pees his pants.
- Eric Cartman performs a scene from Scarface, as Al Pacino's character Tony Montana.
- Ike Broflovski sings "The Yankee Doodle Boy", complete with a cannon and confetti.
- Jimmy Valmer performs his stand-up comedy routine, but gets another erection in the middle of his performance.