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Dildo Shwaggins, who also refers to himself as Dick, is an internet troll who first appeared in the Season Twenty episode "Wieners Out".


Although he didn't appear on screen, in "The Damned", he leaves a cryptic note on Gerald Broflovski's car while he is in the supermarket. The note reads "I know who you are." After Gerald initiates "Protocol Zero", he rushes home to destroy his computer. Forgetting that Ike's computer may also contain information about his misdeeds as Skankhunt42, Gerald frantically looks through it. He then receives a Google Alert saying the following:

meet me under the freemont
9am tomorrow.

The next day, in "Wieners Out", Gerald meets Shwaggins under the bridge, as planned. Shwaggins introduces himself as a fellow troll and tries to get Gerald to listen to some time-sensitive information. Admiring Gerald's work as a troll, Shwaggins explains to Gerald that the Danish are quickly planning to wipe out the trolls, and wants Gerald's help.

After stalking Gerald for several days, Dildo Shwaggins finally meets Gerald in the park and shows him the video of Lennart Bedrager announcing, an internet service dedicated to identifying users online. He then escorts Gerald to an undisclosed location, where a meeting of fellow trolls, including Jenkins is taking place.


Dildo Shwaggins is overweight and has a brown beard encompassing his lower face. He wears black rain boots, jeans, a heavy, green rain coat, black gloves, and black glasses. He also wears a three-wolf-moon t-shirt, and a black Ushanka hat.

He is occasionally seen carrying a coffee drink, an electronic cigarette, and a dark brown bag.



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