- For other uses, see David (disambiguation).
David was invited to give a lecture for the students of Mr. Garrison's fourth grade class about the history between the English colonists and the Native Americans at the first Thanksgiving. He claimed to be 1/16th Native American, which he believed gave him authoritative knowledge on the subject.
David arrived at Kyle Broflovski's home, where the boys were, and was incredibly upset after seeing Kyle and Stan Marsh watching the The History Channel. He threatened the boys with a handgun until Miles Standish bursted through the door, looking for Kyle, believing Kyle was an expert on Thanksgiving from the DeVry Institute.
The fight ended when David's claims of being Indian were tested by Miles Standish. He put a glowing ball in Sawitsky's mouth, which turned him to ashes, thus proving he was not Native American.
Despite his claims of Native American ancestry, David Sawitzky appears to be Caucasian, with light skin and blond hair. However, he still insisted on wearing a traditional Native American headdress, along with glasses, a light yellow shirt, blue jeans and brown boots.