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The Crack Baby Athletic Association was founded by Eric Cartman after seeing a public service announcement for the unfortunate babies with Sarah McLachlan. The crack babies are housed at the local hospital where they are filmed playing a game using a ball of crack cocaine put on the internet, reportedly receiving a Thousand hits a day. The CBAA has become so successful that an EA Sports was offered a licencing deal for $100,000 and a celebrity guest appearance from Slash to play at the CBAA half-time matches.
The business crashes after EA Sports cuts Eric out of the deal for the video game rights and the company finds out Slash may not be a real person but instead is being impersonated at events and parties, including the children's Fathers or Mothers.
The Crack Baby Athletic Association Staff
|Eric Cartman||CEO||Eric is the CEO of The Crack Baby Athletic Association. He founded the company and runs it.|
|Kyle Broflovski||Accountant||Kyle is the accountant. He manages the finances.|
|Craig Tucker||Talent Scout||Craig and his partner, Clyde, look for new talent.|
|Clyde Donovan||Talent Scout||Clyde helps Craig find new talent.|
|Butters Stotch|| Video Director|
|Butters helps maintain the company website.|