|Voiced by||Trey Parker|
|First||"A Very Crappy Christmas"|
Cornwallis is a talking piece of excrement with an orange and blue hat, glasses, gloves and an orange scarf.
Cornwallis is deeply conflicted by being a poo, he doesn't see the bigger picture. His father, Mr. Hankey, sings him a song about it but later reveals he only did so because he wanted to "stop his bitchin'".
- ↑ ""South Park" A Very Crappy Christmas (TV episode 2000)". IMDb.com.