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The "Conjoined Twin Song" was featured in the Season Two episode, "Conjoined Fetus Lady". It was heard during Nurse Gollum's montage at the awards banquet and during the closing credits of the episode. The style of the song is most likely a parody of Neil Diamond.

Lyrics[]

You've got the strength,
You've got the courage.
Even with a dead fetus on your head.
Carry on! You fight for tomorrow!
Dead fetus you know, you never let go.
You're my conjoined twin
Dead thing hanging off your head woman.

References[]


Songs from Season Two
All That She Wants | Ave Maria | Bingo | Brad Logan | Cheddar Cheese Girl | Cheesy Poofs Theme Song | Chocolate Salty Balls | Come Sail Away | Conjoined Twin Song | Dodgeball Song | Footloose | German Dance | Happy Holiday | Hark! The Herald Angels Sing | Hava Nagila | Huntin' and Killin' | Hush, Little Baby | I Can See Clearly Now | I'm a Believer | In the Ghetto | It's a Rockin' World | Jimmy Crack Corn | Lookin' for Love | Love Is a Battlefield | My Best Friends | Nearer, My God, to Thee | Nothing From Nothing | Nowhere to Run | O Canada | Over the River and Through the Woods | Piece of Meat | Runaway, Come Home | She Works Hard for the Money | Simultaneous | Stars and Stripes Forever | Stinky Britches | Swingset, Swingset | The Rainbow | The Sign | Time of the Season | Underpants Gnomes Work Song | Wake Up Wendy

See also: List of Songs | List of Minor Characters from Season Two | Season Two

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