Instead of joining the rest of the class at the Planetarium, Eric Cartman sneaks off and auditions for a Cheesy Poofs commercial. He is hired to be in the advertisement, although his singing was replaced, leaving only the word "lame" at the end. Cartman is nonetheless proud of his achievement.
- The Cheesy Poofs Theme Song has the same melody as the theme for NPR's All Things Considered.
I love cheesy poofs.
You love cheesy poofs.
If we didn't eat cheesy poofs,
We'd be LAME!