"Canadian Alphabet" is an educational song taught by the Canadian language teacher Mr. Stkrdknmibalz in the Season Nineteen episode, "Where My Country Gone? ". The song is a parody of the "Alphabet song", first copyrighted in Boston 1835.
Background
Mr. Garrison is sent to a mandatory Canadian language class for his insensitive remarks about the Canadian students and to learn the Canadian alphabet.
Lyrics
A-B-C-D-E-F-GUY
-H-I-J-K-L-M-N-O-BUDDEH
-Q-R-S-T-U-FWIEND-W-X-EH-(FART).
These are Canadian ABC's,
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