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Brian Boitano is an Olympic gold-medalist figure skater, whose professional career has spanned two decades. He has been repeatedly referenced in South Park, usually preceded by the catchphrase "What would Brian Boitano do?" He is a fictionalized version of the celebrity, one of few to be portrayed in a positive light.


Brian has small eyes, as well as a generally small head. He wears a red, v-neck shirt, white blouse, black pants, and dark gray ice skates.


He is portrayed as kind, caring and knowledgeable. He is also heroic, saving the world from various dangers in during the song "What Would Brian Boitano Do?" in South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut.


  • Brian Boitano was the first celebrity to appear in South Park.
  • Boitano provided the foreword to the book South Park Guide to Life.
  • Brian Boitano now has a cooking show on the Food Network entitled What Would Brian Boitano Make?, a clear reference to the song "What Would Brian Boitano Do?"
  • Within the South Park universe, it is believed he is capable of breathing fire and time travel, among other things.
  • He was voiced by an unknown actor (some fans believe he secretly voiced himself).


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