- For other uses, see Brian (disambiguation).
He first appeared in "Cartoon Wars Part II", and told Terrance and Phillip the reason why their TV show was censored. He later appeared in the episode "Eat, Pray, Queef" and told Terrance and Philip why their show was replaced with the Queef Sisters and later fired them.
He appears to be either very stocky or very obese. He has gray hair and a dark gray mustache. He wears a white, long sleeve shirt, gray suspenders, gray pants, and a red tie.
In "Eat, Pray, Queef", he appears to be very business-minded, ignoring his disgust with queefing in order to make more money. He also appears to be uncaring, having no qualms about firing Terrance and Phillip to make room for the Queef Sisters.