The Boy with Blond Hair appears only as a background character, with "Quest for Ratings" being his first appearance.
- "Quest for Ratings" - Seen at Middle Park Elementary.
- "Ginger Kids" - Seen in the school's hallways.
- "Bloody Mary" - Seen in line to Virgin Mary statue.
- "Cartoon Wars Part I" - Seen in the Park County Community Center; background only.
- "Le Petit Tourette" - Seen in the school's hallways.
- "Eek, A Penis!" - Seen in hallways; background only.
- "Breast Cancer Show Ever" - Seen watching the fight.
- "Elementary School Musical" - He is seen watching boys singing at the end.
- "Fishsticks" - Seen in the school's hallways with Meagan Ridley .
- "Dances with Smurfs" - Seen briefly in the school cafeteria.
- "Mysterion Rises" - Seen briefly in the airport.
- "Funnybot" - Seen in the background during the 1st Annual Comedy Awards.
- "T.M.I." - He looks at the board with boys' growth differentials.
- "Bass to Mouth" - Seen in the background in the school's hallways.
- "The Poor Kid" - Seen in hallways; background only.
- "Butterballs" - Seen in Stan's anti-bullying video.
- "Cartman Finds Love" - Seen in the background in the school's hallways.
- "A Scause For Applause" - Seen in the background trying to return a Scause.
- "Gluten Free Ebola" - Seen at The Boys' big party.
- "Skank Hunt" - His girlfriend breaks up with him.
- "Douche and a Danish" - Seen in the battle between the boys and the girls.
- "Oh, Jeez" - Seen at the school assembly.
He appears in the game's ending, after Douchebag farts on Nazi Zombie Princess Kenny's balls, proclaiming that he and his father are all better, after presumably being turned into Nazi Zombies.