He is the flamboyant operator of The Booktastic Bus. He teaches Officer Barbrady on how to read through a series of clues left in his books. Through the clues, the driver is revealed to be the serial rapist of chickens called the "Chickenlover". He is later killed by Barbrady.
- Beastility: In "Chickenlover", he has had sex with numerous chickens.
He has big ginger hair with a mustache and a small goatee. He wears a purple top with a rainbow vest and a white cape with rainbows. He also wears purple bell bottoms adorned with a rainbow design on each leg.