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  • CrackheadMcGee

    (Note: My math is awful. If it's wrong, tell me.)


    Ass: 15

    Bastard: 1

    Bitch: 6

    Piss: 2

    Damn: 12

    Hell: 6

    Fuck: 7

    Shit: 2

    Total: 51

    Average: 6.375

    Time Average: 25.88 Seconds


    Ass: 3

    Bastard: 4

    Damn: 6

    Dick: 1

    Hell: 6

    Piss: 1

    Total: 21

    Average: 3.5

    Time Average: 1.03 Minutes (62.85 Seconds)


    Ass: 12

    Bastard: 1

    Bitch: 2

    Cracker: 1

    Damn: 7

    Hell: 2

    Hick: 1

    Piss: 1

    Total: 27

    Average: 3.375

    Time Average: 48.88 Seconds


    Ass: 19

    Bastard: 1

    Damn: 4

    Hell: 5

    Queer: 1

    Total: 30

    Average: 6

    Time Average: 44 Seconds


    Ass: 22

    Bastard: 2

    Bitch: 2

    Cracker: 1

    Damn: 1

    Piss: 2

    Hell: 2

    Fuck: 1

    Total: 33

    Average: 4.125

    Time Average: 40 seconds


    Ass: 5

    Bastard: 1

    Bitch: 6

    Damn: 7

    Dick: 1

    Hell: 4

    Hoe: 1

    Fuck: 1

    Whore: 3

    Total: 29

    Average: 3.22

    Time Average: 45.51 Seconds


    Ass: 12

    Bastard: 6

    Damn: 6

    Piss: 2

    Hell: 10

    Skank: 1

    Whore: 3

    Total: 40

    Average: 5.71

    Time Average: 33 seconds


    Ass: 3

    Bastard…









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  • HighJewElfKing

    Happy New Year!

    December 31, 2016 by HighJewElfKing

    On behalf of the entire administration here at SPA, we would like to wish you all a safe and Happy New Year! As the blog post from Jamesb1 said, it's been quite a year for South Park and South Park Archives. From the amazing 20th season to new features, editors and admins here on SPA. We have a lot to look forward to in 2017, with the release of South Park: The Fractured But Whole and later in the year, Season 21!

    Question: What are your New Years Resolutions? Post them in the comments or the discussions page!

    Happy New Year!

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  • Scout Trooper 164

    Bad news

    December 31, 2016 by Scout Trooper 164

    Hello everyone. As you all probably know, I haven't made many edits since Christmas break. Well, if you want to know why, I'll give you the scoop.

    1. I don't have much of a heart to edit stuff on this wiki as much as I do for the Battlefront Wiki. I'm still gonna be here, but not as many edits being made.

    2. My computer unexpectedly fried when an update was being done on the windows 10 operating system. It turns out that the processor had died out after only 5 years. My computer was the most easier way for me to make edits here, so since I have to wait until I can get a laptop, edits for me are going to be massively difficult on this wiki.

    I'm sorry for my lack of updates in a while, guys. You're all like my third family, and I just feel like…

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  • Jamesb1

    South Park in 2016

    December 29, 2016 by Jamesb1

    Hello South Park fans! I hope you had a good Christmas. The end of the year is coming and I thought I'd look at all the things that have happened this year to do with the series and also on the wiki.


    This year's season of South Park was certainly an interesting one. Gerald Broflovski, a character who is usually known for being one of the more sensible adults, caused a women to commit suicide when he started internet trolling because "it's funny". Eric Cartman, famous for feeding his father to his half brother, now has a girlfriend after turning nice. Due to the horror that was the 2016 Presidential Election, Herbert Garrison is now president. We saw some new characters, including the memberberries , racist berries that reminisce about Star …


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  • 802kup

    Questions I have

    December 27, 2016 by 802kup

    This is my first blog post on here. I just have questions about some episodes and the whole show in general.

    Episode questions

    1.In "Hooked on Monkey Phonics" how did the boys even get their hands on duct tape, and not even get caught for what they were doing? Plus how did Mark even manage to get to his feet and even move while taped to a bench?

    2. In "Professor Chaos", how did the teacher not even notice Butters and Professor Chaos were the same person?


    3. In "Mysterion Rises", when the cult leaders asked the Goth kids to give them assistance in killing Mysterion(Kenny), what did they even mean? Why would it take a group of 6 to kill one individual?

    4. In "Scott Tenorman Must Die" why was the pony even licking or biting the hotdog when horses …


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  • HighJewElfKing

    What a season it has been, South Park last night officially wrapped up it's historic 20th season. We've seen it all this season, from President-Elect Garrison to Skankhunt42 and of course, the Member Berries. In this special blog post, the South Park Archives Admins will share their thoughts on the season, and we will explain how you can share your thoughts and favorite moments on Season 20 on the wiki.



    First and foremost, Let's take two polls one for the season finale and one for the season as a whole.



    Easy, we've created three ways for you to share your thoughts about this season. First, you could share your thoughts using the Discussions Feature. In addition you can use our Season 20 Finale Forum thread. You can also as always leave a com…





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  • 1pizza877

    I just watched the new episode of South Park and liked it. I was wondering what is going to happen next in Season 21. We all know that in episode Skank Hunt, The boys felt guilty that they broke Cartman's stuff while they thought he is the troll and that the girls broke up with the boys thinking because of the troll. At the end of the episode, everything goes back to normal and Kyle also mentioned maybe now the boys and the grils learn to respect eachother again and does this mean the boys and the grils reconciled after they broke up due to the troll and I was thinking about it because in the next South Park game, Wendy is going to be on Kenny's side and so would Stan who are both in a relationship and they had broke up due to the troll an…

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  • HighJewElfKing


    Hello South Park fans! HighJewElfKing here with details on the FINAL episode of Season Twenty! This episode is called "The End of Serialization as We Know It" and will air Wedensday at 10PM on Comedy Central As always i'll attach the press release, which is provided by South Park Studios:


    EVERYTHING YOU’VE EVER DONE ON–LINE IS ABOUT TO BE PUBLIC ON THE SEASON FINALE OF SOUTH PARK PREMIERING ON WEDNESDAY, DECEMBER 7 AT 10:00 P.M. ET/PT ON COMEDY CENTRAL!


    NEW YORK, December 7, 2016 – Cartman finally understands why Heidi wants to get to Mars on the season finale of South Park titled “The End of Serialization As We Know It” on Wednesday, December 7 at 10:00 p.m. ET/PT on Comedy Central.

    As TROLLTRACE goes live, Sheila logs on to see Gerald’s on-line…




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  • Manic The Hedgehog

    Congratulations to those who voted for "The Return of the Fellowship of the Ring to the Two Towers" for December's featured article of the month!

    Winner!
    "The Return of the Fellowship of the Ring to the Two Towers"

    Be sure read all about our boys' epic journey, and vote for next month's featured article here. Choose wisely, as votes cannot be taken back. If you have a nomination for next month's selection, be sure to let us know!

    Happy Voting!

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  • HighJewElfKing

    What did everybody think of last night's episode Not Funny?


    Be sure to share your opinions of the episode below or on the Discussions Page.

    If you recall in the last post, I said Members Only was the best of the season. I take that back, I truly loved every part of this episode. Everything is set in place for the finale, Kyle knows Gerald is Skankhunt42, Heidi and Cartman could reach Mars. President-Elect Garrison is easily persuaded to do and not do things and the town is preparing for the launch of Trolltrace. My biggest concern at this time is how exactly Trey and Matt will wrap up everything next week, they started something very complex and something like killing Leslie and the Whole Foods being lifted up to the heavens won't solve ever…


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