Bebe's Boobs Destroy Society

South Park episode
“Bebe's Boobs Destroy Society”
Episode no.	Season 6; Episode 89
Production no.	610
Original airdate	July 17th, 2002
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"Free Hat"	"Child Abduction is Not Funny"
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"Bebe's Boobs Destroy Society" is episode 610 of the Comedy Central series South Park. It originally aired on July 17, 2002.

[edit] Synopsis

Bebe Stevens developes breasts, and she suddenly becomes the most popular girl in her class amongst the boys.

[edit] Plot

Spoiler warning: Plot details follow.

After having two weeks off of school after their teacher Ms. Choksondik's death, the boys finally return to class with Mr. Mackey as their new teacher. Over their break Bebe developed breasts. Though they are small (she said she originally thought they were mosquito bites), they are noticed by the boys in her class who start to think she is really smart and cool, without realizing why. They invite her to throw rocks at cars after school, much to the annoyance of Wendy who has never been asked to hangout with Stan and his friends before.

The boys in the class start to fight and bicker with one another over Bebe, and the attention and praise they give her make Wendy and her other friends jealous and they start calling her a slut. Bebe talks with her mom about what happening, and she tells her its just a part of growing up, and that boys use to think she was dumb then one day they thought; "I was really smart, so I guess being smart just runs in the family."

Meanwhile, Cartman, Stan, Kyle and Tweek decide they want to make room in their group so Bebe can join. They end up kicking Cartman out of the group to replace him with Bebe, to which Cartman replies; "That's fine! That's fine! Fuck you Kyle! Fuck you Stan! Fuck you Tweek! Bebe, you're still cool." Cartman invites Bebe to his house though to play and when the rest of the boys from class show up they all start to fight over Bebe, with Stan (using a bone as club) being victorious.

Bebe locks herself up in her house with the boys waiting outside for her. She expresses doubt to her mom about wether or not she really is smart and cool, and if the only reason the boys treat her so nice is because of her breasts. Her mom denies it, saying their whole family is genetically smart. Bebe tests that by asking her mother what 6X8 is, to which she replies "Oh honey, those are two completely different numbers."

She goes to Hells Pass Hospital to get breast reduction surgery, but is denied because performing breast reduction surgery on an eight year old girl is unethical to the doctor, though he would have no problem making them bigger. That night while Bebe is sleeping her breasts start conspiring on how to destroy the town, but Bebe wakes up and hears them and decides to not let her breasts take over her life. Wendy takes a trip to the hospital as well, but to get Breast implants.

The next day at school Bebe starts wearing a box around her hiding her breasts, and the boys wonder why she isn't as cool as she use to be. Stan finally realizes that it was her boobs that were making them think she was smart and cool, and that was why they had been fighting with each other. The boys make up and decide to never lets boobs come between then again. Wendy then arrives with adult sized breast implants, and instead of praising them they all laugh and make fun of her.

[edit] Trivia

The main plot of this episode is a parody of the movie Slums of Beverly Hills, in which the protagonist grows breasts and gains a new level of popularity among the male crowd, and attempts to get breast reduction surgery.
In this episode, Cartman often plays a game called "Lambs" that is originally simply a scene out of The Silence of the Lambs.
Planet of the Apes and 2001: A Space Odyssey are parodied while the boys act like cavemen.
The scene of Bebe's boobs conspiring while she's asleep is a parody of a similar scene involving hands in Quicksilver Highway.
There is a moment, when talking to Bebe's mother that Stan's voice actually sounds remarkably like Kyles. This is assumed to simply be a mistake on the part of the creators.
This episode has Francis' first speaking role, when he said "Bebe is everybody's friend".

[edit] Quotes

* Bebe! Where Bebe!- Clyde Donovan

* You Damn Kids!- Drivers

*GET IN THERE YOU BITCH!- Suregon who puts in breast implants into Wendy

*Ah-tah! Ah-Tah!- Stan in caveman behavior

*Put the lotion in the fucking basket!- Eric Cartman

*But I wanna playyyyyy!- Eric Cartman

* Oh, oh oh!- Boys in caveman behavior

* Ur ur urr!- another saying when boys are in caveman behavior

* Slut, Slut, Slut!- other girls and Wendy

*Having Boobs sucks- Bebe

*Oh, they're so hard and ooggy!- Butters( when Wendy enters with breast implants)

*What a stupid bitch!- Eric Cartman

Stan, as you get older, boobs, these "ata" will start becoming a major part of your life. But Stanley, you can't let them get in the way of your friends. There are a lot of boobs out there son, but they're just boobs. Your friends are forever. I know you think this set of boobs is important now, but those boobs will be replaced by another set of boobs. Boobs will come and go, and some day you'll meet a pair of boobs that you want to marry, and those become the boobs that matter the most. If you can just understand that Stanley, you'll see that boobs hold no real power at all. - Randy Marsh

Preceded by:
"Free Hat"

South Park episodes

Followed by:
"Child Abduction is Not Funny"