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Ballad of Paris Hilton

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"The Ballad of Paris Hiltion", is a parody of the theme from the animated film, The Hobbit. It was featured in the Season Eight episode, "Stupid Spoiled Whore Video Playset".

Background

Mr. Slave challenges Paris Hilton to "whore off", on stage, in front of her girl fans. Mr. Slave devours her body, trapping Paris in his rectum. While in there, she is confronted by the Frog King, who tells her how to escape.

Lyrics

A great adventure is waiting for you ahead.
Hurry onward Paris Hilton or you will soon be dead.
The road ahead is filled with danger and fright
But push onward, Paris Hilton, with all of your might.
Paris Hilton... Paris Hilton, Paris Hilton
Paris Hilton... Paris Hilton, Paris Hilton
Paris Hilton... Paris Hilton, Paris Hilton

Stupid whore!

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