Autumn is a talking piece of excrement. She has long blonde hair and wears a low-cut pink dress, a white necklace, and white gloves.
She seems to be unhappy with her marriage, mostly due to Mr. Hankey's erectile dysfunction. She seems to use alcohol as a crutch for her unhappiness.
She is the wife of Mr. Hankey. We assume that their marriage is failing, with her constantly being drunk (a "symptom" of a crumbling marriage) and insulting him over his erectile dysfunction.
She has three kids. Being a housewife, it can be assumed that she takes care of them.
- Autumn: "Do you wanna bet I won't take my clothes off and run naked around this parking lot?"
- Autumn: "That's not the only thing that can't get up around here..."