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Autumn Hankey

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Autumn is the dissatisfied wife of Mr. Hankey and the mother of Cornwallis, Amber, and Simon. She appears in the Season Four episode, "A Very Crappy Christmas", and South Park: The Stick of Truth. She has a drinking problem and is often seen drunk.


Autumn is a talking piece of excrement. She has long blonde hair and wears a low-cut pink dress, a white necklace, and white gloves.


She seems to be unhappy with her marriage, mostly due to Mr. Hankey's erectile dysfunction. She seems to use alcohol as a crutch for her unhappiness.


Mr. Hankey

She is the wife of Mr. Hankey. We assume that their marriage is failing, with her constantly being drunk (a "symptom" of a crumbling marriage) and insulting him over his erectile dysfunction.


She has three kids. Being a housewife, it can be assumed that she takes care of them.


  • Autumn: "Do you wanna bet I won't take my clothes off and run naked around this parking lot?"
  • Autumn: "That's not the only thing that can't get up around here..."


South Park: The Stick of Truth

Autumn plays a minor role in Mr. Hankey's quest, she bickers with Mr. Hankey while, of course, intoxicated.


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