The Anchorman appeared in the Season Three episode, "Mr. Hankey's Christmas Classics". He is portrayed by South Park editor Tom Vogt.


After each successive commercial break, after the first, the Anchorman would say variations of the phrase, "fighting the frizzies at 11". During the episode's credits, he fights a "frizzie" in a boxing match.

This is a take on a real promo spot for a newscast that's almost identical and that can be seen on most bootleg versions of "The Star Wars Holiday Special".


The Anchorman has combed brown hair and a brown mustache. He wears a black suit coat, a white formal shirt, and a blue striped tie. He also wears white boxer shorts with a black trim.


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