Hello and welcome to the South Park New Year's Eve countdown, m'kay. We're going to count down to the new year and, uh, then we're gonna celebrate. Please don't celebrate by doing drugs. Drugs are bad, m'kay. Uh, don't drink, cuz drinking's bad. You can have sex though. Sex, sex is okay. [Countdown timer appears starting at ten seconds] Okay, here we go, uh, we're gonna count down now.
What? Okay, I'm s- apparently my watch is fast; I started too soon. So we'll uh, we'll uh, do this right. [countdown resets to :10] Okay, here we go:
Alright then, it's uh, 1999. M'kay, happy new year.