"(I've Got a) Golden Ticket" is a song originally from the film Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory. Eric Cartman sings a portion of it after learning about Tourette's Syndrome in the episode "Le Petit Tourette".


I've got a golden ticket!
I've got a golden twinkle in my eye!
(Cartman laughs and throws the toy he was going to buy on the ground)
(The store guy asks: "Hey, don't you wanna buy that toy?")
No, I don't need the toy, I've found something better!
Cause I've got a golden ticket!
I've got a golden chance to make my daaaayyyyyy!

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